walkin’ pic at .5

beer and sushi and twin peaks at the airport

going to seattle…. NEVER KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!

i'm looking for a job. my resume is i can do anything and everyone likes me

terrible news for my haters— i have picked up running and i look really good in running gear and also im getting skinnyyyyyy

my professor saw me in the halls last night and came up to me just to tell me he started watching severance because i yapped about it so much in class and he finished the first season in one sitting

STOPPP AND ILL GET TO MEET THEM IN MARCH!!! YAYY

WHAT DID SHE SAY LMAO

wtf where

me: time for some laundry :)

laundry machine: ok :)

me: ok time to dry :)

dryer: i’ve invented a new knot. it transcends humanity’s current understanding of geometry. and i am testing it for the first time on your sheets

i read This is How You Lose The Time War around this time last year and i’m still thinking about it. a novel for yearners fr

i fucking hate small lake city bc wdym the first girl i ever had a crush on is one of my ex situationship’s reply guys on twitter

I am growing and becoming a more complete person and it absolutely sucks ass

so true bc they’re already appearing in my dreams when they feel like it

i understand nosferatu ellen because in times of extreme loneliness i have also gotten stuck in situationships with demonic men and i fear one day it may haunt me

LOVE that being in my hometown stresses me out so much that my acne becomes borderline cystic again

don’t smile….. sabrina carpenter i was not aware of your game

moms putting my childhood dog down tomorrow… can this year get any fucking worse. need it to be over already

nobody at this cafe in my hometown knows that i’m submitting all of my law school applications rn and being so brave about it (holding back tears)

texts between me and my dad sending each other luigi (mario bros) related posts in regards to luigi (shooter)

all good over here

i don’t need a life partner i need someone in my hometown who has never forgotten the spirit of christmas to fall in love with me for the week of xmas before i go back to nyc and we forget about each other and never speak again

Nooooo guy my age don’t tell me I should watch Kill Tony I was just starting to like you whyyyy

THERES A DM FEATURE SHOULD I SHOOT MY SHOT 😜

brief crush from 2 years ago just liked my goodreads update #weresoback

there are far too many people on this planet who have no idea how to act in a library. why are we eating chips and chewing with our mouths open in a silent study floor. what’s that about

every year the 1975 is in my top 5 and every year i’m surprised but i literally rediscover them every 2-3 months and listen to them solely for like 2 weeks so nobody should really be surprised

just realized that next semester is going to be my last semester where i can also read for pleasure on top of school work and i will be taking full advantage of that

-making out with someone super hot- yeah hold one one sec let me put some music on

so many hot people in the rose room today #thankgod