YESSSS!!!!! MICHAEL!!! #Oscars

Or Bubba

Good fucking morning to everyone, except Republican politicians, operatives, and MAGA influencers who are coping so hard after getting their asses handed to them in basically every election yesterday. Maybe, just maybe, you’re not as fucking popular as you think you are.

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Love my new Mayor!!! (I live in Texas)

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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

Looking for those who believe the Rapture is tomorrow to Venmo me their filthy worldly money. Thank you in advance.

If you think Tylenol is bad for children’s health what until you see what guns do.

We thinking Stallone or Seagal for the next Sec of Def?

a pink bunny wearing sunglasses is holding a drum with the words `` still going '' written on it . Alt: a pink bunny wearing sunglasses is holding a drum with the words `` still going '' written on it .

Cory Booker

He’s gonna put a Tesla roof on the White House isn’t he?

It’s been a long day, but in short, bullies ain’t shit! I don’t care what title you hold! This isn’t some long gone reality tv show or failed casino; it is war!

How dare a draft dodging dumb dupe humiliate an ally & berate a brave man who has actually been on a battlefield for his people?!

Planes didn't crash when this guy ran things.

MACKLEMORE - fucked up (official video) YouTube video by Macklemore

WATCH THIS and then watch it again 100 more times

We are cooked y’all

MAPQUEST for the WIN ✨

Google you little bitch

I just realized Harrison Butker didn’t touch the ball a single time last night, and if you can’t celebrate anything, celebrate that. 🙂‍↕️

PETE HAS ENTERED THE CHAT!!!

OMFG

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This was the ultimate Hater’s Super Bowl: just a 4 hour straight middle finger to the Chiefs, Trump, and Drake. My heart has grown three sizes tonight

You know Taylor’s Pennsylvanian ass deep down enjoyed this Philly win

I need Taylor to be free of the Chiefs so she can write a diss track about Brittany Mahomes

Trash ass Chiefs with Christian nationalist kicker and Trump loving Mahomes family kicked into the dirty by the Eagles who come from a city with a big Black population during a Super Bowl with Kendrick Lamar and a super Black halftime show all in front of Trump. Love it.