No way it’s THAT old

Finally some good news!

The weather in California is absolutely terrifying right now. It’s 25 degrees above normal, and we got very little rain. Summer is going to be a nightmare.

Wait… those shrimp aren’t crusted… What unholy abomination have you brought into this world?!

Holy shit

What in the shitting hell?!

Sunfish! I love those “little” goobers. No thoughts in their big heads just vibes.

That looks amazing! Granted it’s even scarier, but still amazing.

I’m fucking ooooooold

two frames from 30 rock: - liz lemon (tina fey) says "What a week, huh?" - jack donaghy (alec baldwin) says "Lemon, it's Wednesday and 311 day."

today is the only day you can post this until 2037

“Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he’s created here on earth?” -Steve Buscemi

We might have just started a war

oh fuck

OH FUCK

I firmly believe that every colonizer should just stop existing. Myself included obviously because I have been nothing but a parasite unto the world and it would be infinitely better off without any of us.

Nel, la verdad es que si los aborrecemos como no tienen una idea.

Pinches gringos, el esfuerzo que le ponen a engañarse a sí mismos para seguir creyendo sus delirios de que el resto del mundo los ama y los idolatra.

Aún fuera de su gobierno, toda su sociedad sigue siendo un asco.

Me after eating the platinum chip in front of Mr. House :3

Words can’t even begin to describe how unfathomably pissed off I already was at all the crap and now they’re doing this shit?! Fuuuuuuck all of this. Holy shit this year is already in hell.

Your bed is covered in NOPE that’s what it’s covered in.

Hold on let me look something up…

Damn… that looks uncomfortable

That’s fuuuuuucked

GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

Brain damaged bisexual learns about complex political ideologies while developing a gambling addiction.

DLCs include:
-Letting go of your poverty
-Extremely poor representations of native cultures and people (imo)
-Where am I and where is my brain
-Random dude monologues at you

Hospital evacuated as 'man found to have WW1 artillery shell in rectum' The discovery of the century-old shell prompted a hospital evacuation amid fears it could explode

Oh the French

What the fresh flying fuck?!!

What accursed tongue do you speak? What pit of hell did those godless incantations come from?

Jesus motherfucking Christ!

Excuse me what? That… that’s a whole different level of insufferable. That dude might just be the biggest loser of all time.

He looks so grumpy but also so cute just sitting there staring into the void. It’s almost like he’s pissed at the world for waking him up but is ready to make it everyone else’s problem.

Holy fuck I love Fallout.

What the hell are those prices?!