A reminder that this weekend is a government holiday, with school closures, to mark a Christian holiday. But apparently it's only ideologically based when it's everyone else.

I did NOT give permission for my home province to rapidly decline into a mini US led by another money hungry, fascist tyrant

glimmers, people! focus on the glimmers!

oh! a special episode Shark! excellent. can’t wait to use money for evil!

genius. who do you think will bite? basketball guy? Croatian guy? Barbara? clothing guy?

it can also turn the water into juice or pop because, well, AI science obviously

this is 35: sprained my finger trying to get into bed

I had to google what AGI is and now I would like to ask if I can join you on Shark Tank for this

how cool is it that the faucet knows whether we want hot or cold water based on which direction we turn it?!

you know it’s bad when your partner says out loud:

“are you human or are you a giant fart?”

and you deserve all those things!!

To men on International Women's Day:

omg THIS SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME THIS WEEK. felt dead inside, took double my usual Wellbutrin dose (300mg) as per my doctor’s orders and literally within 2 days I felt good again…

wait most people can’t move their patella (kneecap) around?!

what in the hEDS 😮

Crime 101 (2026): Reminder of Bisexualism RE: Chris Hemsworth

oh, and the movie was incredible, too.

Stick It (2006): The Lesbian Awakening

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Family seeking $1.3M owed by Alberta separatist leader Dennis Modry after court order | CBC News Relatives of a prominent Alberta separatist who met with U.S. officials are upset that he has failed to pay back more than $1.3 million that he owes from a court order issued almost a year ago. A B.C....

A BC court found an Alberta separatist movement leader misappropriated $1.3 million of his elderly aunt and uncle’s money. Their niece says Dennis Modry hasn’t paid it back.

I was initially astonished seeing a man flick his cigarette butt on the ground this morning (in 2026?!?!!!), and then I remembered current events 😒

🙏🏻🙏🏻

the last celebrity photo you saved is your therapist…

this is related but completely unrelated at the same time: I secretly really really really want a nice, vintage LV bag. like, I don’t usually care about name-brand fancy shit but I seriously need one some day

congrats!! I’m having my own second/final round of interviews tomorrow for a job I really want and I hope I can update with the same good news soon!

totally get this. but the more tickets they sell, the better it looks for the PWHL to grow into something even bigger & better for the players over time. invest in them! OR if you really don’t want to go because of your stated reasons (which I fully can appreciate), maybe the PWHL takes donations?

EVERY time. think it’s been a while and you offer her one again? jk, GAG

your pet’s fur is like your BASE layer of clothing. if YOU can’t go outside in whatever weather so the out bundling up to some degree, you should be bundling up your animal! even Dollarama sells some pet clothing, ffs!

if you have a pet that goes for walks, and it’s cold outside for YOU to the point you’re wearing a coat (or even a sweater!), GET YOUR PET A JACKET!

why am I still seeing humans walking their dogs outside in -38 Celsius weather with absolutely nothing on?

okay, hear me out:

on the screen behind the band at concerts, the audience should be able to watch Rockband-style notes, showcasing whether they are individually getting the correct notes

could also work as a fun reality tv show.

who do I have to sleep with for restless leg syndrome to be cured?

how many yikes is too many? 🤔