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NY Goonies 2026 Tee Our legendary NY Goonies are back to thug it out—and for the first time, we've brought the whole crew. The front of the short-sleeved white tee features the contending squad's current starting lineup; the back has illustrations of the entire second unit. Lace up your Timbs for the postseason!

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Hex Message: Cookies 556 | Cookies Hoops Get more from Cookies Hoops on Patreon

This era is so good that Luka Doncic, an automatic Hall of Famer, was never close to ever winning an MVP.

That window has somehow closed with the arrival of Wemby, who doesn't make sense???

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"E517 CLUEMANATTI" CLUE! CLue! Clue! clue!

Summer in the city, making adult friends, Clipse album as purist bait, Epstein won't die, mayoral tradition of food scandals, Cooper Flagg vs the Big Tariff, WNBA drama and more—for beloved subscribers only

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Howl at the Moon: Cookies 508 | Cookies Hoops Get more from Cookies Hoops on Patreon

Consuming alcohol is a skill, basic bros as new punks, the thievery of Gen-Z, olive oil valor, the Knicks >>> the Celtics and conspiracy theories are frosty beers for the weak!!!

A new (perfect) pod available everywhere!

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Warriors vs Rockets: Doubles Bigs, No Basketball Geniuses | "Tortilla Flats" Cookies Hoops E507
Warriors vs Rockets: Doubles Bigs, No Basketball Geniuses | "Tortilla Flats" Cookies Hoops E507 YouTube video by Cookies Hoops

Was the antidote for too many bigs even more bigs and are 3 geniuses better than zero???

There’s a new @CookiesHoops pod available on Patreon now! Subscribe for 5 (Malik) measly bucks a month!!!

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Warriors vs Rockets: Doubles Bigs, No Basketball Geniuses | "Tortilla Flats" Cookies Hoops E507
Warriors vs Rockets: Doubles Bigs, No Basketball Geniuses | "Tortilla Flats" Cookies Hoops E507 YouTube video by Cookies Hoops

Was the antidote for too many bigs even more bigs and are 3 geniuses better than zero???

There’s a new @CookiesHoops pod available on Patreon now! Subscribe for 5 (Malik) measly bucks a month!!!

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Is the Modern NBA a Strongest Link Sport or Weakest Link Sport? | "Worm Control" Cookies Hoops E506
Is the Modern NBA a Strongest Link Sport or Weakest Link Sport? | "Worm Control" Cookies Hoops E506 YouTube video by Cookies Hoops

The Weak Link Theory makes scapegoats of role players, but when your GM's Rob Pelinka, a top-heavy approach might squander some legendary guys?

There's a new pod available on Apple, Spotify and Patreon!

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Worm Control: Cookies 506 | Cookies Hoops Get more from Cookies Hoops on Patreon

Listen to "Worm Control" e506 anywhere!

We're talking Knicks vs Pistons, symbolism of Mets hats, living without fridges, future of Grizz and Bucks, Redick's war of attrition, Randles' uncular energy and more

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God Is My Copilot: Cookies 505 | Cookies Hoops Get more from Cookies Hoops on Patreon

Who can corner the market on a coach's challenge rap? Who's got that injury time out anthem? NBA broadcast riches are being left on the hardcourt!!!

There's a new (perfect) pod up now on Patreon! Subscribe for the cost of one slice!

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For a mere $5 a month, you get hours of (perfect) pods, early access to hot items and our unending gratitude!!!

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Ratpack-Shaped Hole: Cookies 504 | Cookies Hoops Get more from Cookies Hoops on Patreon

The Chinese luxury market is coming for your Basquiats, the parm hits different under a fresco, the Knicks should've fired Thibs, DOPY, Beef Stew and the Sixers bad luck vs bad planning????

New (perfect) pod on Apple, Spotify and Patreon!

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A fascinating player who qualifies as a GOAT 100%, but is more complicated than his immediate peers

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NY Goonies 2025 Tee Gang's all here! Fresh for 2025, our most diabolical NY Goonies shirt to date features the squad's hard-nosed guards, grimy forwards, and a sharpshooting giant on the front of a white tee. The back hi...

The Knicks are locked in and ready for that spicy Beef Stew, and so are we!

We've reprinted a limited number the Goonies tee so scoop one for all your playoff needs!

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Luka Doncic Weeps in Return to Dallas (And So Did We All) | "Ratpack-Shaped Hole" Cookies Hoops E504 YouTube video by Cookies Hoops

In the haze of Bro/Boomer Originalism, are we ever going to reach the era of the emotional athlete?

The Mavericks tried to break Luka, and they did, but it was just another L for Adelson!

There's a new @CookiesHoops (perfect) pod up now!

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Paris Hilton: Put Some Respect On Her Name, Dammit! | "Stop Being Poor" Cookies Hoops E503
Paris Hilton: Put Some Respect On Her Name, Dammit! | "Stop Being Poor" Cookies Hoops E503 YouTube video by Cookies Hoops

Paris Hilton's "STOP BEING POOR" is a top-5 t-shirt graphic of all-time and her legacy as a fortune-telling, adult-working nepo-reality star is slept on!

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Should the NBA Outlaw Corner 3s? | "Stop Being Poor" Cookies Hoops E503
Should the NBA Outlaw Corner 3s? | "Stop Being Poor" Cookies Hoops E503 YouTube video by Cookies Hoops

Paris Hilton was sent from the future, a dumpling burrito, Y2K, Nolita is burning, RIP NCAA Flagg, no more corner 3s, the Russ tale as old as time and where have we seen a Thompson before????

Perfect pod #503 available everywhere!

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New York is too real for Morgan Wallen, cartoons are innovation blockers, Chat GPT is overpainting again, the era of difficult movies, Stephen A Smith's decline, baseball perverts, coaching sins and could Flagg's Duke beat the MJ Bulls????

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Is the NBA's 3-Point Problem Just AESTHETICS? | "Black Sheep" Cookies E501
Is the NBA's 3-Point Problem Just AESTHETICS? | "Black Sheep" Cookies E501 YouTube video by Cookies Hoops

Is there a fundamental aesthetic problem with math-centric basketball? On E501 "Black Sheep" we solve this befuddling brain-teaser!

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Black Sheep: Cookies 501 | Cookies Hoops Get more from Cookies Hoops on Patreon

How you pick it up pick it up pick it up while hollering,
rise-and-grinders, screen shamers, TikTok is the new heavy metal, sauceless Pitino, math on the ropes, Flagg real talk and they soft-ghosted the Celtics???

A new ep for our Patreon subs!!!

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Who is Cooper Flagg's NBA Comparison? | "Black Sheep" Cookies Hoops 501
Who is Cooper Flagg's NBA Comparison? | "Black Sheep" Cookies Hoops 501 YouTube video by Cookies Hoops

Is Cooper Flagg more Casual Kawhi Leonard or Dawg Julius Randle?

There’s a new @CookiesHoops episode for our Patreon royalty!!!

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teal cover art that has a cartoon cookie with timbos on it’s feet. it sits atop a spaghetti burrito, french fries and pizza slices with ravioli. the words read “COOKIES” and “THE WORLDS MOST INFLUENTIAL BASKETBALL PODCAST”

teal cover art that has a cartoon cookie with timbos on it’s feet. it sits atop a spaghetti burrito, french fries and pizza slices with ravioli. the words read “COOKIES” and “THE WORLDS MOST INFLUENTIAL BASKETBALL PODCAST”

made this alt fan cover art for @cookieshoops.bsky.social back when carb on carb (spaghetti burritos, ravioli pizza) was all the rage. guess i need to step my game and get some mapo tofu popping off

thanks for the perfect pods @andrewkuostudio.bsky.social & detrick (not sure if he is on here)

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Episode 500 is a literal FREE FOR ALL experience!

We talk Canal Street seating, Playboi Carti and HBA, dead internet theory, March Madness, NBA sitcoms, unethical MVP candidates, whether Giannis is done in Milwaukee and more!!!

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Was Zohran Mamdani's Subway Burrito a STRATEGIC MASTERPIECE? | "Nose To Tail" Cookies Hoops 499 YouTube video by Cookies Hoops

Filming while eating on the subway is low-hanging food, but running for NYC mayor is always a burrito-measuring contest???

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Does Kelly Oubre have an AURA-FILLED Future in Philly? | "Nose To Tail" Cookies Hoops 499
Does Kelly Oubre have an AURA-FILLED Future in Philly? | "Nose To Tail" Cookies Hoops 499 YouTube video by Cookies Hoops

Can Grimes and Butler redeem the old head sins of the Sixers???

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