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Posts by Absolute Meme Chuggas Flamingo🦩

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10 hours ago 1 0 1 0

Need help ASAP with prescription medication.
$60

No side work recently. 😞

Please share, any bit helps. Even $5. Apps work best.

$60+ meds, food
Every cent helps.

Cashapp- cash.app/$ryantrav
Venmo- venmo.com/Ryan-Travis23
PayPal- @ ryantravis33

#mutualaid #helpsky

15 hours ago 5 7 0 0

Fucking got his ass 😂

11 hours ago 3 0 0 0

I've had a ponytail for like 2 and a half weeks now and no one's pulled it yet. Pretty fucking rude if you ask me

14 hours ago 6 1 1 0
A picture of my dog, Kartafla. She's a Red Merle Australian Shepherd that's very chonky. She's perfect. We're on a walk and she's looking backwards at me from the sidewalk at the end of the driveway. She also has her mouth open so it looks like she's smiling back at me, very happy doggo.

A picture of my dog, Kartafla. She's a Red Merle Australian Shepherd that's very chonky. She's perfect. We're on a walk and she's looking backwards at me from the sidewalk at the end of the driveway. She also has her mouth open so it looks like she's smiling back at me, very happy doggo.

A selfie of myself, a 5'7 very pale white man with long, dark brown hair tied back in a ponytail staring, with a very scrunched up face including squinting eyes because it's very bright and sunny outside. He's wearing a great T-shirt, feeling skinny but semi-muscular arms and shoulders on a very thin frame. He's carrying a purple Stanley in his arm

A selfie of myself, a 5'7 very pale white man with long, dark brown hair tied back in a ponytail staring, with a very scrunched up face including squinting eyes because it's very bright and sunny outside. He's wearing a great T-shirt, feeling skinny but semi-muscular arms and shoulders on a very thin frame. He's carrying a purple Stanley in his arm

And now back to your regularly scheduled programming. Slowly working my way back into her good graces. Also am high. Life's good 😂

2 days ago 9 1 1 0

An hour drive back home and I am reunited with my dog thank fuck. I have got to stop leaving her for a week at a time, I'm not built for this 😂

3 days ago 5 1 0 0

30 second rule but it’s me deleting a post, fixing the typo and then reposting it

3 days ago 114 34 5 1

Me and who

3 days ago 3 1 1 0

Cause that's what this is. You're either blatantly lying, or you're just completely clueless about your surroundings.

3 days ago 12 0 1 0
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But why lie tho

3 days ago 15 0 1 0

Oh shiiiiiit 👀

3 days ago 2 0 0 0
A picture of Kartafla, my 5 year old Red Merle Australian Shepherd, and her sister Daisy a light brown farm dog mutt snuggled together on the couch, Kartafla's head resting on my mom's leg and Daisy's head buried between Kartafla's shoulder and the back of the couch.

A picture of Kartafla, my 5 year old Red Merle Australian Shepherd, and her sister Daisy a light brown farm dog mutt snuggled together on the couch, Kartafla's head resting on my mom's leg and Daisy's head buried between Kartafla's shoulder and the back of the couch.

She clearly does not share the same sentiment. "Fuck you dad you left me this is my home now" lolol

4 days ago 11 0 2 0

Okay I miss my dog I'm ready to be home now. I did the social thing and the have fun on vacation thing and now I would like to do the snuggle with my potato and sleep thing 😂

4 days ago 10 1 1 0
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4 days ago 0 0 0 0
A picture of the open ocean taken from the bathroom of a cruise ship.

A picture of the open ocean taken from the bathroom of a cruise ship.

Mostly cause I'm surrounded by this tbh. My fault

4 days ago 2 0 1 0

Me every time the tinnitus starts acting up

4 days ago 1 0 0 0

💙💙💙

4 days ago 1 0 0 0
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A vacation selfie of me, a white guy with dark brown hair falling over his shoulders, black sunglasses on, and a cute floral button up shirt, on the balcony of our room on a cruise ship. You can see the red life oat, the open ocean, and the sun is beginning to set directly above my head.

A vacation selfie of me, a white guy with dark brown hair falling over his shoulders, black sunglasses on, and a cute floral button up shirt, on the balcony of our room on a cruise ship. You can see the red life oat, the open ocean, and the sun is beginning to set directly above my head.

Vacation vibes. I haven't felt this good about myself in a hot minute. Sober, having a good time around and with people, loving my long hair. Life is getting better, y'all. Hope is coming back

5 days ago 11 1 5 0
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Anyone wanna tip do a feverish diva can get a happy meal?

🤧

4 days ago 20 3 1 0

"The Republican party is the world's biggest terrorist organization" fuck that lol try "The American Government." Stop letting Democrats skirt any accountability by pinning this all on Republicans for the love of god

4 days ago 3 0 0 0

And lying to them about how many chuggas you do, don't forget that part 😤

4 days ago 3 0 1 0

Also shout-out to the asshole that told me to get a new schtick. I was going to at one point but now I'm gonna keep this bit up for another 5 years lmfao

5 days ago 6 1 0 0

THESE DAMN STREAMING SERVICES TVRUAKTBJLBJSHAUF

5 days ago 4 0 1 0

Balatro? More like badlatro amiright hahaha (I am terrible at that damn game too lolol)

5 days ago 2 0 1 0
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I'm incredibly proud of how far you've come 💙 you got this. And we got your back through it

5 days ago 2 0 1 0

It's been an incredibly fucking rough 2 years. 4, if we're being completely honest. But hey, we can still turn this ship around before 30 😂

5 days ago 5 0 0 0

I'll have to get a decent picture of my ponytail to show y'all lolol. I'm unreasonably proud of it 😂

5 days ago 1 0 1 0

Tell 15 I will be providing updates for his approval 😂😂 jkjk.

5 days ago 1 0 1 0
A vacation selfie of me, a white guy with dark brown hair falling over his shoulders, black sunglasses on, and a cute floral button up shirt, on the balcony of our room on a cruise ship. You can see the red life oat, the open ocean, and the sun is beginning to set directly above my head.

A vacation selfie of me, a white guy with dark brown hair falling over his shoulders, black sunglasses on, and a cute floral button up shirt, on the balcony of our room on a cruise ship. You can see the red life oat, the open ocean, and the sun is beginning to set directly above my head.

Vacation vibes. I haven't felt this good about myself in a hot minute. Sober, having a good time around and with people, loving my long hair. Life is getting better, y'all. Hope is coming back

5 days ago 11 1 5 0

Omg tell him his hair is literally goals lol. I love it. I finally got past that halfway "omg this is annoying cut it all off" stage and I fully intend on having it as long as possible so I can do shit with it 😂

5 days ago 4 0 1 0