This entire line needs to go.

Is this reversal supposed to make us forget all of the other shit he is trying to pull right now?

Did they name her Selke?

Or Selke?

Would it be too presumptuous to name the kid Stanley?

Thank god. I'd take Jar Jar Binks before that asshat.

Should get you a pretty handsome commission; money doesn't buy taste.

Thanks. I needed this.

So where is that healthcare plan?

Hey! One of the world's first geophycisists!

Until someone can hit two homers with a greater range than Ernie Clement did last season, then I am forever unimpressed.

Why do you think Trump keeps sending him overseas?

Well, when the weight gets too much, it will split... the captain will go down, and both sides (far right and moderate) will either jump ship or follow him to the bottom.

Do they sandbag games? If so, what does that say about the character of the players who would slow play for as long as possible and then turn it on only at the end?

So... a pumpkin is a small pump?

Let's go cheeseburgers! Do your fuckin' job before shitstain can pardon anyone.

Playoffs can't come soon enough.

The word 'lead' is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

Pretty good game for a first line winger.

What's that? He is a d-man?

Nice.

Front offices are putting an awful lot of faith in the 'new coach bump' to squeeze a few extra points at the last minute to make the playoffs.

I have a bottle of 18yo scotch I haven't tasted in 14 years... it's too old for him, but I am looking forward to it.

Dopey McGropey is either on some really good meds, or Stephen Miller got hold of his phone again.

I usually reserve muting for Garry Galley.

I start watching 20 minutes in, and just fast forward it along with commercials.

Sorry... but I can't seem to find the Maple Leafs on this chart...

I met Mike Johnson when he did a speaking engagement for a company I do contract work for. Polite, professional, intelligent, and really easy to engage with.

These guys are on the same team... totally different situation.

She better watch that Donald doesn't trade her in for the newer model.

This is for the part of Florida where Mar A Lago is. Trump's country club would be in a blue area in the state legislature... so it'll funny if nothing else.

Maybe they were trying to appeal to French Albertans...