Tried coxing today. Nobody died 🏆

Is it where they sell ”hole milk”?

I just got a "pre book your christmas party" email. Why can't we just have nice things for at least another 6 months?

Good on them, disproving all the haters who keep saying AI can't have a sole

My apologies to the birds for misplacing them on a map!

I thought this was another political pope related skeet, until I remembered that’s a bird over there in the US

Air gap the air fryer

If you run the below on a Linux machine in the UK, the police will come to your house:

> /bin/cat lady

It would be so much better if Strava would let you rename the segments once you became the local legend on them. So many dumb ones where I live

We’re currently watching all three seasons of The Borgias (2011), so I know how this will end up

I don’t know how many right wing nutjobs actually moved to Hungary in search for whatever they view as happiness, but lol lol

Kick orban?

Kick and ban, even.

Make sure the data exists, go copy the power query script

Recreate any measures and DAX-based columns

Move measures under the same table, because god forbid they popped up in the wrong place

Apply the same theme probably

Probably something else I forgot

Power BI is a hateful piece of software, part -Inf: why can’t you just copy and paste a visual between files?

Instead you have to…

A dozen moving boxes in a room, and in one of them a random electronic device has started making a very intermittent (presumably low battery) noise I have never heard before. Grant me strength 😑

There’s a very exhaustive list of personal titles I see sometimes filling out a form on random UK websites that includes titles only held by a handful of people, including stuff like ”his majesty”.

Same vibes. And I always pick something dumb, of course.

Well I’m not staying up for this

How the hell is someone looking to make their iOS typing less shit supposed to find it there?

Just put it in the keyboard setting menu, Apple

Apple Watch sleep score. Don’t think I’ve ever scored a perfect 100 before…

I now own a mattock. Soils fear me

This lake could definitely use a disambiguating hyphen.

Big ass-lake has a much better vibe than big-ass lake

Power BI has probably had red underlining style spellcheck since v0.1, but it still doesn’t tell you a suggestion if you right click the word. I can only assume it’s because Microsoft hates us

A little over one year after moving in, the last of the textured woodchip paper stuff that was on the ceiling of every single room, is now gone 🏆

Shhh! 🤫

Oh right, *to* libraries

Jesus unbalanced centrifuge Christ and Mary

But it was a good film, it’s up there with The Martian

Might try it one day

Idea: rowing, but it’s not cold outside

Please just stop having a moustache. You’ve proven your point now, whatever it was.

Once again the Martian is randomly on tv, and we’re just going to end up watching it all. It’s just one of those films

I was getting ready to rant about having to show my passport to an American company, then: boom, devastating old age diss out of nowhere 😔