Wait I’m confused is Jared the one who was on the bachelor? #RHORI

Liz! Liz is Dolores

And his drink order? A man after my own heart 🍸

Jo-Ellen’s husband could spit in my mouth. #RHORI

Okay so they all look the same I’m so sorry #RHORI

No like I know!!! This isn’t normal haha

Why was I sitting outside for lunch yesterday and today I’m wearing earmuffs

It’s dick-suckin’ weather nyc!!!!!

Had an amazing birthday :)

Finding every excuse to bring up the fact that my birthday is Friday in conversation with people. Btw my birthday is this Friday.

NYC busses are a great option for people who either want to be super early for their event or simply miss it all together

I have a stacked washer/dryer so I can’t sit on the washing machine :(

I personally think the NYPD should’ve just made some snowballs and thrown them back??

It’s actually insane how good the streets, sidewalks, crosswalks, and bus stops (2 pictured here) look the morning after a blizzard dumped 22 inches of snow on NYC. The city did an amazing job!! @mayor.nyc.gov

I’m finally up to the episode of RHOBH where Tom’s house got broken into and he confronted the burglar and then had to go have eye surgery and then her son had to go over and help and then her son, he rolled his car five times on the way home

I love giving children death stares who are misbehaving in public without being corrected by their parents to instill the fear of god in them

My guy ♥️

I can’t wait for the Real Housewives version of this ANTM documentary to come out

I get being angry at people who don’t pick up after their dogs because it’s disgusting. But I’ve seen posts that are like… very anti dog and I just think that’s weird.

Like this is insane??

People are being reeeeally weird about dogs and dog owners, like you can just tell people to pick up after their dogs??? We don’t need a think piece about dog ownership lmao it’s not that deep

That’s wild

I’m waiting

Ok I’m impressed James

Don’t “Nick” me! You’re saying you knew this???

Tonight I learned that you get points for things other than touchdowns.

Honestly how could you NOT like that? #BenitoBowl

Braving the cold to go to orangetheory so I can feel comfy in a crop top this summer

Putting your bag on the seat on the bus or the subway should be a ticketable offense. And it’s always men.

Every night of this strike I’ve logged onto the union zoom call to hear bargaining updates with a glass of wine and each night I get closer to selling feet pics on the internet.