JD Vance wearing a white button-up shirt. It looks like it's a size too small for him.

"pope should stay out of politics." brother you need to stay out of a size medium

"The Pope is incorrect on matters of theology" is excommunication time.

H/t @jumulojimbus.bsky.social

Jesus at the door

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The Doctor.
Jesus Christ, be right there!
That’s Dr. Christ to you! I didn’t spend a decade in medical school to be so disrespected!

Surprised JD Vance wasn't able to close a deal with the Iranians. His only skill is saying whatever people want to hear.

Great name! But ‘Pricculus’ was right there.

Just a reminder—as we’re all reacting to the First Lady’s statement on the Epstein files yesterday.

This guy is still serving in the administration.

At this point, I’m pretty sure nothing on the internet is real

51ST FOLK FEST

Here's that secret Folk Fest schedule you're looking for:

docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

Grew up in Albuquerque. Alas, I was 14 when this show came, had never heard of Phish, and would have been 7 years too young to go into the bar. Still, it’s a fun show to listen to knowing it happened in my hometown. Thanks for all this insight. I’ll spin it again.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was drag queens promoting literacy in public libraries.

youtu.be/d35W__OuHAk?...

I'm not sure about you, but I think the collapse of US hegemony, a global price spike and recession, and a new ground war in the Middle East are far worse than drag queens reading books at the library.

The comments are terrific

It’s not winter, though. It is springtime in Alaska and everywhere else in the Northern Hemisphere.

Skenes, on the other hand, could use a few more weeks in camp

I’m not saying she did, but if her comments on Tshibaka’s recent social media post is any indication, and she voted for DD for school board, she is not a serious person.

James Howard Kunzler’s Geography of Nowhere

This guy is such a twerp

It’s going to go much higher. We’ll see $7 a gallon this summer, I bet.

So to recap:
•Trump illegally bombed Iran.
•Iran thus closed the Straight of Hormuz, spiking oil prices.
•Trump is now lifting sanctions on Iranian oil, funding the regime he's bombing, & Straight of Hormuz remains closed.

Masterful gambit by the author of the Art of the Deal.

Are we great yet?

Of all the potential issues to campaign on, this is what your team settled on?

It’s not Jimmy Neutron or Doctor Who. It’s Black Mirror.

Gov. Dunleavy has introduced additional funding for the Alaska Department of Corrections this year - adding on to their $24M spending over budget

- $8.8M for correctional officers' cost of living pay increase
- $4.4M to defend against an ACLU lawsuit challenging the DOC health care system

Yes, affordability in Alaska is an issue. We’re all aware. I’d like to hear her response to current international affairs.

what we need right now are more Iditarod dog pics

The Muni has been running circles around AKDOT&PF all winter. It’s only been I. The last month DOT has been on their best behavior and only because the AKLeg has been threatening to pull funding from their most stupid mega projects.

Obama: "We are living in a time where it can be hard to hope. Each day we wake up to some new assault on our democratic institutions. Another setback to the idea of the rule of law ... but this man - Rev. Jesse Jackson - inspires us to take a harder path ... bc if we don't step up, nobody else will"

We are being governed by psychopaths.

Rubio: “Let me tell you, Iran is run by lunatics, religious fanatic lunatics.”