I like west coast baseball because I stay up late and then it's easier to nap at work tomorrow

it would be nice for today but not for the other games the jays have played this year

I would trade all these runs for even more runs

the whole off the deep end album is a tour de force. can't watch this, the white stuff, etc. Probably the best polka compilation (Polka Power being the alternative).

Nelson was tipping his fastball

2.32 out of 4 isn’t bad

Blue jays winning 11 of 13 would get them right back in the mix

The counterpoint is that he's striking out 44% of batters faced

atta boy Verty

Dbacks bringing in the big guns for Straw is proof

A podcast where it's just a guy (me, actually) bloviating for 40 minutes twice a week about cheeseburgers that he's had

Wifer admitted to me this morning that she thinks Ernie is cute. Had to get my revenge* by successfully convincing her that Farmer in the Dell concludes with "Hi ho the dairy hole" and making her question her entire childhood.

*Don't actually care, he is objectively good looking

There's 2 outs! Let's roll the dice.

me getting sandwiched by respectable posters with dissenting views

Not taking it back. Perfect throw gonna barely getcha sometimes. If you're not getting thrown out sometimes, you're not being aggressive enough.

I don't even care that he got thrown out, Myles Straw is the fucking man, dude.

because valenzuela did too and it wouldn't be fair

It's crazy that Scherzer is going to be injured as soon as two starters are healthy

assuming the sceptres win it all, actually, this is a dude problem

Raptors comin’

I think it affects everyone differently? I get a sore left nut sometimes, numbness in the back of my knee others. Strange, these bodies of ours

As a late 30’s office job guy with bad posture, this is sciatica, he needs to do dead hangs off a chin-up bar.

resolved

The M in Myles straw stands for Make an immediate impact

is Laccosting someone the same as accosting someone but in a polo shirt with a little alligator on it?

this happened to me at a walmart with the mockingbird (yeah) song. guy ended up being my boss's son. he went up to his girlfriend to annoy her, said 'MOCK' real loud, knowing she wouldn't do the yeah. Was just planning on saying MOCK over and over but adapted.

the best backup catcher in baseball, you mean

sproatum

not a big fan of the admittedly absolutely perfect bunt there

ernie clement rules