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Posts by Callie Greatest-Artist

Pray for me. I haven't yet deleted it

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Would be so funny if I spent 10s of K on my gotds.

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Chad says "Thank you...heh heh heh.. Thank you! It's my first ever Telecaster."

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Literally nothing. That's all you need

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( It's not mine. I would probably go for, like, a short scale Jazzmaster if I was thinking evil guitar buying thoughts; but I'm not one to think such thoughts )

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Holding a beautiful seafoam guitar

Holding a beautiful seafoam guitar

today's ootd? a guitar. fuck you

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how have we as a society just outright forgotten about what happens in the music video for Flo Rida's "Low"? Why does no one talk about this?

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Frito Paesano

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hahaha. Chad said my WIP looks like a The Silver Case portrait. That makes me really happy although it may not be true

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He is not the thick version/variation of Clowm; rather, Clowm was the thin version/variation of him. Clowm became ensouled and distinct from him in the process of being drawn as a “what if” non-thick alternative design. DO try to keep up, sweaty…

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portrait wip

portrait wip

small wip #chuuurlsart

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I thought about it soberly a while, and perhaps it is the world’s natural tendency towards equilibrium for it to bestow you a little egotistical talisman to cling to when many other conditions in your life are mmmmm … you know………

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going insane with evil

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Moments before a disaster

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the actual topic is not money related, but I have something on my mind I'm trying to not talk about because it would be akin to saying "Learning that I have 10 million dollars makes me feel sooo weird guys...(grows vampire fangs) I need 100 MILLION dollars"

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I've been reduced to the computer bedhole again on account of not wanting to sacrifice Experiences for the past 3 days. I think sometimes one just has to do it. because of yolo or fomo or things of that nature

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"I had a dream that me & a large group of friends got so angry at a neo / alt right person for appearing at the same con as us that we trapped his soul in a small glass tile forever to serve as a threat to the single other one who showed up"

"I had a dream that me & a large group of friends got so angry at a neo / alt right person for appearing at the same con as us that we trapped his soul in a small glass tile forever to serve as a threat to the single other one who showed up"

Another dream.

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some post or DM from ages ago authored by me which reads "(shrieking like a happy, clawing at your face) Fuck You It's A
Deconstructed Musubi??? And not a "Struggle Meal "???"

some post or DM from ages ago authored by me which reads "(shrieking like a happy, clawing at your face) Fuck You It's A Deconstructed Musubi??? And not a "Struggle Meal "???"

I'm seeing consistent themes and preoccupations over the years

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this is a way of changing one's mind that I admit I hadn't considered

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two texts that read "hahah chad...a man shyly came up to me and asked me if I was married... then he apologized like crazy when I said "yes"zzz
he was like "you're just really beautiful..." but i'm wearing a [kn95] mask..."

two texts that read "hahah chad...a man shyly came up to me and asked me if I was married... then he apologized like crazy when I said "yes"zzz he was like "you're just really beautiful..." but i'm wearing a [kn95] mask..."

Somewhere out there is a guy who would have put it all on the line without seeing what my nose and mouth look like. And if he'd of seen he would have changed his fucking mind INSTANTLY.......

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I had a dream they assigned me to be a corrective girlfriend to that streamer getting harassed about his woman song lizzo cover. My resolve folded in a matter of hours and he was so ashamed that it didn't work out that he paid me 300 dollars

I had a dream they assigned me to be a corrective girlfriend to that streamer getting harassed about his woman song lizzo cover. My resolve folded in a matter of hours and he was so ashamed that it didn't work out that he paid me 300 dollars

Another dream.

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"defending van zieks in tumblrshriek questionmark register
he was literally just trying to enjoy his hallowed chalice?????"

"defending van zieks in tumblrshriek questionmark register he was literally just trying to enjoy his hallowed chalice?????"

defending your indefensible great ace attorney fave

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I had a dream that I was on a beach posing philosophical quandaries to guys with foot fetishes which were related to their fetish. after Q&A was over, they ran around on the beach and laughed. with no shoes or shirts on.
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The quandaries were like "if you met the love of your life & she had acceptable feet but the next day you met a woman who was ok but had spectacular feet would you dump your soulmate" they always answered unanimously & in this case the answer was "of course not. We love ANY foot"
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At all times I was standing in the water and they were standing on the shore.
Indeed, I am an outsider to that world.

I had a dream that I was on a beach posing philosophical quandaries to guys with foot fetishes which were related to their fetish. after Q&A was over, they ran around on the beach and laughed. with no shoes or shirts on. • The quandaries were like "if you met the love of your life & she had acceptable feet but the next day you met a woman who was ok but had spectacular feet would you dump your soulmate" they always answered unanimously & in this case the answer was "of course not. We love ANY foot" • At all times I was standing in the water and they were standing on the shore. Indeed, I am an outsider to that world.

I'm trying to clear up space on my phone and I found this screenshot recounting a dream I had.

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last ootd but with makeup and an earring (tbh it was too many accessories but i wanted to look more sparkly "on stage") I'm flashing middle finger.

last ootd but with makeup and an earring (tbh it was too many accessories but i wanted to look more sparkly "on stage") I'm flashing middle finger.

I look like weird in this but you can see my freaky blue eyes quite well

I look like weird in this but you can see my freaky blue eyes quite well

symbolic image of posing with wireless mic. Country roads, take me home...

symbolic image of posing with wireless mic. Country roads, take me home...

got hotter later and did karaoke with my friends #ootd

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ty for these 3 comments :~) I'm so smug & pleased about the chair, and, as you know, I'm something of a yin yang bitch. it was originally some earrings that I swapped around to be a choker charm and a keychain (elsewhere.) Maybe time to swap back. damn I want a pistol grip on my water bottle so bad

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Those are all good ones too. I think 50-70% of my wardrobe is black.

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Doesn't everyone look good in mustard? It's one of my favorite cölourés

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I carried this home with my own one hand while having a migraine (the other hand had Luna's leash, so I can't say "I did it with my own two hands.") I had an engagement I refused to cancel for migraine yesterday and tonight I do as well. In times like these, strong women must put on clothing..

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free ergonomic kneeling chair ootd #ootd

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ah yes... the ultimate creator of peace and understanding: hate

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