Getting high and railing that twink

I'm yaoimaxxing

Don't bite the hand that feeds you

Going to the store in sweatpants and a shirt that says "I googled my symptoms, turns out all I needed was sloppy"

EmoHolesEnjoyer really carried that ARAM game. I do feel violated.

If you drink too many Monster VR46 Zero it turns your piss bright neon yellow. Just a warning.

There are people in the world who say that there are only two genders: male and female.
But the heart and soul have much more personality.
It's very sad that people who can't accept this sometimes utter very harsh words.
You were born to live freely.
Chiitan is an ally of transgender people🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

My boyfriend stole my Jimmy Eat World hoodie again. Dastardly fiend.

I turned into an unc today but I took a cute 3am pic yesterday on my drunken way back home so it's fine.

Little faggot boys deserve a grilled cheese.

(I'm the little faggot boy)

Tomate

I clocked in at the ass eating factory and got a promotion.

Me: "I like After Eight."
My boyfriend: "Oh, so you like After Eight but me liking piss is weird!"

Watching the 10 year Undertale anniversary stream and totally not crying.

🍊

Literally me

I'm orange now 🍊

Keep it stanky

"Money can't buy happiness" fuckers been real quiet since I bought that overpriced MCR shirt.

I wanna play D&D...

They're gonna kill me. I have too much swag.

Got the new saturdays at your place album two weeks before the actual release. I'm not complaining.

New Hot Mulligan album is so good. They don't miss.

😔

That was so fucky 😭 At least the Mini was easy today.

Exam season. I love the smell of cold sweat in the morning.

Newest Chainsaw Man chapter reads like a shitpost.

Everyone should have a comically large jar with a single pickle floating inside in the fridge and nothing else.