Lmaooooo

Their pants are full of foam?

This old chestnut.

Bout to Morrison myself as well then

Greed. If only their hell was real.

I will never understand. If I was that rich you’d never hear from me again.

!!!!

The “Disco Sucks” movement was based on racism and homophobia. So fuck this.

“I hear you stopped in with a boy that looks like Troy Sivan.’

Went to a birthday dinner in St Joe last night. Some Italian place. The red sauce was sweet. Like full of sugar or some shit. What kind of child makes this garbage? 0 out of 5 stars.

Next April the only thing I’m committing to is panic fest. So don’t even ask

Saying “frustrated with modern dating” when the frustration is women not automatically being sex servants that someone has trapped into a kind of hostage situation is wild business

Lord.

Ugh. I’m just tired.

donald boat @laserboat999 One crucial indicator about elon musk is that zero gay men are horny for him 08:23 • 11/7/22 This Tweet has been deleted.

Ohhh. It was at the Glasgow Q&A.

I thought she said in one of those interviews that the title track would be released before the album.

😘😘

Exactly one year ago today:

You’re allowed a break. Just chill babyyyyyy

I’m sure this won’t turn out bad.

The Comeback: Women are complicated and very funny

Hacks: Women are complicated and very funny

Euphoria: Women are liars and whores you should hate everything they ever do but especially if they're sex workers and tbh especially when they're on drugs and tbh you know who you should hate it's women

The Pope is literally reading Pete Hegseth for filth.

YOU ARE FORBIDDEN!!!!!

It may be an overstatement to say Pavement were the Beatles of their generation, but they kinda were. What the Beatles were to ’60s pop, Pavement were to ’90s indie rock—the definitive, pace-setting act of the decade who underwent surprising and substantial evolutions in a tidy 10-year lifespan. If Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain was a Rubber Soul/Revolver-style step toward sophistication, and Brighten the Corners a late-game Abbey Road-esque consolidation of strengths, Pavement's 1999 album Terror Twilight was the parallel of Let It Be: a loose, live-off-the-floor affair that, produced, became the finely chiseled tombstone to a brilliant career.

No they weren't. That isn't true.

Dave Chapelle is transphobic so fuck him

NYT cooking page has basically no meat on it

"Dumplings With Peas"
"Broccoli Cheddar Beans"

Ohhhh. Just what you need downtown. More pizza.

So once again a man started a wildly successful harassment campaign against a female celebrity who didn’t actually do anything and the internet swallowed it full throated, and the whole thing is revealed to be concocted horseshit he can’t muster anything more than “sorry that happened I guess”