two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

Turned on NBC. They talked about “President tipping a DoorDash driver $100”.

This woman participated in GOP ads before playing other roles. There is no DoorDash deliveries to the Oval Office. Please exercise proper judgement when consuming news.

i was pretty suspicious of all the epstein stuff, but that press conference cleared everything up for me. that's the end of that i guess

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

The only downside of this clip is there was no iso shot of Bruce lol

CBS turned their news operation into propaganda, kicked Colbert off the air for making too much trouble, and all that just to have Charles Barkley go on the air on one of their most-watched telecasts of the year and say this lmao

This should be an impeachable offense. I understand that we’re way past any of that, but that shouldn’t stop us from naming it.

When Craig Albernaz reached the clubhouse, Tyler Wells asked him, “How big of a vibes guy are you?”

Albernaz said, big.

Next thing Albernaz knows, he is thrown in a laundry cart and pushed into the showers to celebrate his first win

the vibes are so fucking back

I said "uh oh" as soon as that ball was hit to Mayo. He told me to shove the "uh oh" up my ass.

What a play by Orioles third baseman Coby Mayo to turn an inning-ending 5-4-3 double play in the top of the 3rd.

The 24-year-old put in a lot of work this spring to get reacclimated to the hot corner.

Everyone in tech has been using the same ten Microsoft Word templates for NDA, employment agreements, stock grants, and so on.

Using AI for this is pointless, to @maxkennerly.bsky.social's point. You're not paying lawyers to draft agreements from scratch. You're paying them to protect your ass.

Welp, we all know where Wallace is.

WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings

New addition to the bookshelf (hi randy)

Hell yes @lastweektonight.com come down to Camden Yards for an Os game with your son and hang out with Pete!!!

I feel this way about pretty much all vaccine-preventable infectious diseases. You shouldn't be allowed to dump cyanide into municipal drinking water and you shouldn't be allowed to recreationally spread viruses around shared public spaces.

Oh this is amazing...

Dentist: Have you been flossing?

Me: *deflects by consulting my burn book of dentist insults* Big talk from a guy who looks at tongues all day

What a sad, enraging, upsetting day. I hope that child and her partner are somewhere safe and surrounded by loved ones.

Just saw a picture of stuffed animals in the woman's car and man...I really am struggling to find the words right now. This is all just so unspeakably devastating, and I don't know how we come back from it.

Emily Heller, an eyewitness, is speaking out to set the record straight. Officers were screaming at Renee Nicole Good, “Move, move, move.”

So she moved, and they shot her multiple times? Then Noem and Trump branded her a domestic terrorist. Does everyone see how absolutely insane that sounds?

The shittiest part about losing in a variety of seemingly unconnected ways is figuring out what to fix. But ultimately, it does fall at the feet of the head coach.

The legacy media narrative has been unified in claiming that Jeffrey Epstein abused minors. But how can anyone report that without interviewing Jeffrey Epstein? I asked Alan Dershowitz.

—Bari Weiss, today in the New York Times

Weird how The Free Press was able to publish all of these without comment from the Washigton University Transgender Center at St. Louis Children's Hospital.

Judge: That's what I'll do. Prohibit federalization or deployment of any NG troops into Oregon. For all reasons in prior opinion. Deployment of federalized military is ultra vires and contrary to law, violating Title 10, section 12406. I also find it's likely that defendants violate 10th Amendment.

Madubuike being out is huge, unfortunately :(

We don’t yet know what motivated the person who shot and killed Charlie Kirk, but this kind of despicable violence has no place in our democracy. Michelle and I will be praying for Charlie’s family tonight, especially his wife Erika and their two young children.

it’s like actually really uncool, man, that you won’t surrender to authoritarianism. stop being so square, man. you’re really killing the vibes, man.