Reading a book about the creation of Disney World (I KNOW). If you do this you are not a Disney adult you are clinically insane

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Fred from Scooby-Doo unmasking the bad guy at the end of a mystery, in two frames. First frame: Left side: a tied up man in a white featureless mask with eye holes. The caption over him in impact font reads, "SOMETHING I USED TO LOVE SUCKS NOW" Right side of frame, Fred has his hand on the mask, about to pull it off. The caption on him reads, "LET'S SEE WHO'S BEHIND THIS." Second frame: The unmasked bad guy has a pencil thin curling mustache, a pointy nose, and dark hair, with a widow's peak. The caption on him reads, "PRIVATE EQUITY"

Evergreen

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I switched to mainly tea nearly a decade ago thanks to my crappy digestive system and sometimes I think it's the only thing keeping me alive 😂

I think they only do plant based. It's frustrating

Had a fucking shitty day today but my order of tea gets delivered tomorrow so I am going to be leafmaxxing. Relaxmogged as my antioxidants spike

I've wanted to try Hello Fresh for years but they still don't offer gluten free plans. I get not being able to offer celiac safe but damn

Gotta feel bad for the producer in the credits of For All Mankind with the name "Nicolas Fuentes"

Pampered Chef is the only MLM where I have consistently heard for years that their products are actually good and worth it

I mean,

My dad likes to make riffs on Negronis and found a recipe for a white Negroni with Suze so it comes out bright yellow. Today he said "I don't know why they call it a white Negroni when it's yellow." and before I could help myself I said "well, piss Negroni didn't go over well with the customers"

My favorite is people who say AI is like your own assistant or intern and then say you have to prompt it like you're explaining something to a five year old. Personally I would not hire an assistant with the reasoning capacity of a five year old

hmm. interesting. would you say it damn near killed him?

lol definitely not 😂

Me every day

And I got to do all this at home on a 10% mandatory paycut to my already shitty salary

It's fine to hero-worship Thoreau as long as you'll admit that your mom does your laundry and makes your lunch.

I parked my nice mini in a visitor spot while they paved our road for two days and no one said shit

lol. I got an all caps email blast over the weekend from the HOA about removing the car that was in visitor parking long term. Drove by and it was a janky Nissan and I was like "ohhh that's why they complained"

I wish!!! Closest I came was riding Haunted Mansion on Halloween and the ride smelled of weed, then got stopped with the lights on, and dudes in black polos were shining a flashlight at every doom buggy on disembarking lol

I'm on the fence on this one but I had it confirmed by a Disney cast member that Animal Kingdom has long guns on site to merk animals if they escape before they can hurt anyone

Maybe there is no covenant and the neighbor is trying to take the house past delayed negotiations to keep home prices in the neighborhood down 😂

Now to go another 5 years with absolutely no emergency that requires the use of a nighttime bedside flashlight

Replaced the batteries in my nightstand flashlight for the first time in probably 5 years, please clap

I've worn glasses my whole life but then I dyed my hair red my senior year of college. It was basically a cheat code to have nerdy men falling at my feet lmao

I hear those are making a comeback! Maybe I will also make the switch

To be fair I am going to be spending much of this summer in my fancy summer dresses if I can't find a pair of damn shorts that fit lol

Rochester NY April weather mood board