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Posts by Scott Passarella

Ben Folds Five - Underground, 1995 (Live on Conan)
Ben Folds Five - Underground, 1995 (Live on Conan) YouTube video by Silver St.

This was a great band.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOZT...

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Hey did you know today is Florence Price’s birthday and if she’s not already one of your favorite composers, she should be

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get ready for a home game changer...

✨GAME CHANGER: HOME EDITION✨ launches on kickstarter may 5th!!!

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Mr. Blobby, potentially proud father.

Mr. Blobby, potentially proud father.

I hope Angine de Poitrine’s dad is proud of them.

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Annual suggestion that savoury Easter eggs need to be a thing (aside from actual eggs, of course).

Eg.

Cheester Eggs - a cracker egg filled with mini cheeses

Saucisster Egg - a bread egg filled with charcuterie

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Some Easter bunnies deliver sausage
www.instagram.com/p/BwerBPAlTev

@matchbloc.bsky.social

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The Alex Trebek Stage is almost set 💅✨ Catch Monét X Change, Rebecca Black and Brennan Lee Mulligan on Jeopardy! YouTube Edition, premiering TONIGHT at 6 PT / 9 ET on our YouTube channel: bit.ly/4dmigjC

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if you're having a bad day google "dove nests". they are literally so fucking bad at it it's unreal lol

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Vinyl and CD

Vinyl and CD

HU VIBRATIONAL

One of my favorite contemporary Creative Improvised Music groups, led & produced by hand percussionist Adam Rudolph. Unfortunately little known; mostly self-released. The production is astounding! An incredible ride.

huvibrational.bandcamp.com

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"There's just one thing, Jessica," one of the agents added.
"You need to work on your acting. We're going to send you to Chuck Norris."
Yes, the Chuck Norris. Look, I was twelve, so for years I told people I went to the Chuck Norris Acting School. Honestly it was probubly just some school he was affiliated with, since he shot Walker, Toxas Ranger in the Dallas-Fort Worth area.
My mom dropped me off at Chuck Norris and it felt like I was the only kid in dass. I think thar's why I was giren David Joyner as my scene partner. He was nearly twenty years older than me, but he had recently landed a gig playing Barney the Dinosaur on PBS. Chuck Norris was there, as intense and chest-puffed as you're picturing. I couldn't wait for my mom to come back for me.
The first day Chuck didnt say much to me, but the next time I went he had some notes. He stopped me in the middle of my one-on-one with him. "You have too much expression," he said as he trained his eyes on me in a squint. "Do you know who the most powerful actor in the world is?"
I wasn't sure if I was supposed to say Chuck Norris.
"Denzel Washington," he said.
"Oh," I said. Every person in the room nodded in agree-ment, which is what people did whenever Chuck spoke.
"Do you know why?" he asked. This time he didn't wait for me to answer, he juse turned and grabbed a green roll of Scotch cape. "Denzel can say anything without moving his eyebrows," he said. "So, Jessica, Td like to try something."

"There's just one thing, Jessica," one of the agents added. "You need to work on your acting. We're going to send you to Chuck Norris." Yes, the Chuck Norris. Look, I was twelve, so for years I told people I went to the Chuck Norris Acting School. Honestly it was probubly just some school he was affiliated with, since he shot Walker, Toxas Ranger in the Dallas-Fort Worth area. My mom dropped me off at Chuck Norris and it felt like I was the only kid in dass. I think thar's why I was giren David Joyner as my scene partner. He was nearly twenty years older than me, but he had recently landed a gig playing Barney the Dinosaur on PBS. Chuck Norris was there, as intense and chest-puffed as you're picturing. I couldn't wait for my mom to come back for me. The first day Chuck didnt say much to me, but the next time I went he had some notes. He stopped me in the middle of my one-on-one with him. "You have too much expression," he said as he trained his eyes on me in a squint. "Do you know who the most powerful actor in the world is?" I wasn't sure if I was supposed to say Chuck Norris. "Denzel Washington," he said. "Oh," I said. Every person in the room nodded in agree-ment, which is what people did whenever Chuck spoke. "Do you know why?" he asked. This time he didn't wait for me to answer, he juse turned and grabbed a green roll of Scotch cape. "Denzel can say anything without moving his eyebrows," he said. "So, Jessica, Td like to try something."

He pulled out a long strand of tape and stuck it across my
cyebrows to tape them down tight.
"Okay, let's do the scene again," he said. Now, anybody who's seen me sing or even tell a joke knows I have the facial expressions of Jim Carrey: That tape was working overtime. I can't remember what the scene was, but everyone acted like this was very normal. The Chuck Norris Method.
From then on, I had to do all my scenes with my eyebrows taped down. I already hated going, but now I really did. It wasn't torture, it was just embarrassing.
"I don't wanna go in there," I said in the parking lot on the third visit, sinking down so nobody would see me crying in the front seat of our minivan.
"You have to," my mom said. "If you wanna do this thing, you have to go in there and do these classes." She had to drag me out of that minivan in tears, but that third time was the last time. I don't want to make a big deal abour it, and I wish Chuck Norris and Barney the best, but I will say the experience ruined every single Denzel movie I've ever seen since. I just watch his eyebrows the whole time, waiting for them to move.

He pulled out a long strand of tape and stuck it across my cyebrows to tape them down tight. "Okay, let's do the scene again," he said. Now, anybody who's seen me sing or even tell a joke knows I have the facial expressions of Jim Carrey: That tape was working overtime. I can't remember what the scene was, but everyone acted like this was very normal. The Chuck Norris Method. From then on, I had to do all my scenes with my eyebrows taped down. I already hated going, but now I really did. It wasn't torture, it was just embarrassing. "I don't wanna go in there," I said in the parking lot on the third visit, sinking down so nobody would see me crying in the front seat of our minivan. "You have to," my mom said. "If you wanna do this thing, you have to go in there and do these classes." She had to drag me out of that minivan in tears, but that third time was the last time. I don't want to make a big deal abour it, and I wish Chuck Norris and Barney the best, but I will say the experience ruined every single Denzel movie I've ever seen since. I just watch his eyebrows the whole time, waiting for them to move.

Enjoy this Chuck Norris anecdote from Jessica Simpson's memoir

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Dropout Improv Does A Pretty Flower SXSW 2026 Schedule | Kurt Maloney, Jacob Wysocki, Vic Michaelis, Oscar Montoya, and Scott Passarella from Dropout TV take on long form improv in this special live show.

This Monday in Austin, come see me play keys for an improv format I’m only vaguely familiar with! #sxsw
schedule.sxsw.com/2026/events/...

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🤠 HOWDY, y'all! Dropout Improv is headed to SXSW!

For one night only, you can join Kurt Maloney, Kimia Behpoornia, Jacob Wysocki, Jeremy Culhane, Vic Michaelis and Scott Passerella at Moody Theatre for a night of WILD improv comedy!

📆 Tuesday, March 17th - 7:30PM

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shouting out answers as the Jeopardy contestants give their bios

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🚨 Dropout Improv is going on a U.S. tour this April!

Join host Kurt Maloney, along with Jacob Wysocki, Jeremy Culhane, Kimia Behpoornia and more for shows in Columbus, Denver, Portland, Minneapolis, Houston, Irving, Atlanta, and San Jose!

#DropoutImprov

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If a recipe calls for celery, but you don't have any, you can substitute it with some hair and water.

It's National Celery Month.

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Did yall see the finish to the 2026 LA Marathon?

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What if one of the Collosi in Shadow of the Collossus freaked out when you crawled on it like we do when we see a spider on us

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Billy Joel Reveals ‘Piano Man’ Is About a Revolting, Cronenberg-Esque Piano-Human Hybrid Driven by Primitive, Uncontrollable Impulses Popular singer/songwriter Billy Joel revealed that his 1973 hit “Piano Man” is actually about a nightmarish creature resulting from a piano being fused with a human.

Billy Joel Reveals ‘Piano Man’ Is About a Revolting, Cronenberg-Esque Piano-Human Hybrid Driven by Primitive, Uncontrollable Impulses
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Gorillaz "The Mountain" 8-minute short film is now online.
Directed by Jamie Hewlett, Max Taylor & Tim McCourt at The Line studio.
An homage to the golden era of 2D animation, produced with a hybrid analogue-digital workflow.
>> www.catsuka.com/news/2026-02...

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The internet hosts several very good Walkman/personal stereo archive sites, but this is the slickest yet

walkman.land

Thanks @kottke.org

The others will be linked below

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roughly 2000-2000,000 AU from the sun lies a theoretical cloud of billions of denim particles. this is known as the Joort Cloud

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Email to USA Hockey

Email to USA Hockey

Formal invitation to the hockey team sent,,, if any people with connections to the hockey team wanna have them email my team my bio. I’m for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

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This cozy love cottage full of vintage charm in an up-and-coming neighborhood boasts easy access to the Atlanta Highway, ample parking for whale-sized cars, and glittery front porch. Mattress included. Priced to sell! Tin roof is original; as-is condition.

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my fave part of the event: misha's coach whispering in his ear that he just made the olympic podium and his full 10 seconds of buffering #MilanoCortina2026

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. This Valentine’s Day, make it #UnionMade, too! Shop this list of union-made gifts and show your love for workers everywhere.

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YES

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YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY

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did someone already do this i'm not checking

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a man in a tuxedo holds up a trophy in front of a orchestra Alt: Conductor Lorin Maazel directing an orchestra in one of the hammer blows in the finale of Mahler's Symphony No. 6. As the hammer falls and cymbals clash behind him, a trumpeter briefly covers his ear with his hand.

#SymphonistsChoice2025 Happy New Year! I'm starting 2026 with a 🧵 of my Top 10 symphony & orchestral new releases of 2025. Let's hit it!

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