Getting a sprained thumb from so much “show me less like this” on this app.

Gif of a shot of Mulder and Scully in a row boat, heading towards an island in the distance.

I rewatched X-Files: I want to Believe for the first time in 17 years and I can’t get over this end credits scene of Mulder and Scully in a boat.

Small black dog with pronounced pointy ears, lying atop a white blanket in a bed.

My tiny daughter. Does she know how loved she is, how impossibly cute she is?

Were we meant to keep in touch with this many people via electronic means?

Gif from Boogie Nights of Julianne Moore walking quickly in a room and repeating “too many things, too many things”

I like occasionally sharing memes but I get overwhelmed when it becomes a whole back and forth volley.

Prioritizing wellness is inspiring (I am SO sorry). 🗓️🧘‍♂️

You know that white house just smells bad now.

I appreciate this gif so much 👽 🩶

That’s my emotional support movie queue of things I’ll probably never get around to watching.

Was the world always so noisy with car beeps and sirens and engines revving up?

I wish we still had Joan Rivers.

I will never understand how some folks have the time to be bad people. Being an intentionally bad person and committing to it seems so exhausting.

Kylie’s Tension II album art—Kylie in a flowing white gown, suspended from an abstract swing, hanging beneath the title

It bears repeating that Kylie’s Tension II is a no skips album of disco pop delights.

I remember one guy’s senior quote that made it to the yearbook was something like “There’s nothing better than WHITE bread.”

My decent into madness hasn’t really been all that slow lately.

I watched Sinners today and was sharing my positive experience about it with friends—why was it the cis het white friend who’s immediate question was “is it really racial?”

Casually sent an alliterative text earlier. I’m gonna count that amongst my successes for the day.

I wish I could quote cool smart book things. I got an extensive collection of movie/tv references to last a lifetime though.

Aggressive stupidity is gonna kill us all and I just wanted to enjoy nature unbothered.

I miss when things were quieter, without music attached to every post on picture things.

You ever just feel bad when you learn someone is just so basic, no depth, just looks?

Nuclear Man still from Superman 4

Shirtless pic of muscular actor Mark Pillow from the 80’s.

Side profile pic of Nuclear Man in Superman 4, showing electrical currents on his body and nails extended.

Nuclear Man in Superman 4–he’s in space and showing his extended nails with electrical currents coming out of them.

When I was a little boy, I really enjoyed watching Superman 4.
Not sure why, but I had my reasons, I guess.

Going nonverbal for the rest of today.
The pope died AND I lost one of my favorite chains that I barely had for months? Shut it all down.

Everyone says that Black Mirror is about how technology is bad, but every episode I've seen is actually about how people are bad and technology can't save us from that

Diagonal split screen of Orville Peck on top (😏) left and Ziwe bottom right

Ziwe kills me. So dead.
I enjoyed her latest interview with Orville Peck ❤️

i have a life hack for making literally anything taste better and the secret is have someone else make it for you

That feeling one gets when hearing a weird distinct noise that’s not supposed to happen, and touching and moving things till you discover what that noise is and made it stop. (My microwave was making a lid thing rattle against something)

I miss the times before constantly seeing selfies.

As you get older, you don't really figure anything out; you just run out of energy to care.

Y’know what? At this point, I’m open to just about anything.