Oh shit this isn't Google

How to build a doomsday device and destroy planet earth

Haruko Haruhara

I have to drive every day for work and I wish cars were extinct ☠️

action/platformer speedruns: yea we have to do 100 frame perfect tricks to clip through all these sections and it's all skill based and precise practice and speed

old jrpg speedruns: WE HAVE TO TORTURE THE GAME BY RIPPING ITS SOUL OUT AND REPLACING IT WITH DR MARIO TO FORCE IT TO DO OUR BIDDING

Melinoë from Hades II

I like it better that way

Toonami - .hack//infection (2003)

She got that tracking advancing low and never lost another match

i know a hwoarang main when i see one

I use an AVermedia HD internal card I got for $60 on Amazon and it works perfectly with no latency, so I just play my switch through OBS now 😂

This felt good

If Markiplier can do it, you can too.

Getting back into Stella Deus: The Gate of Eternity tonight. I took a small break to play Pokemon Champions for a couple of days but since I'm shit from an ass at competitive games and they tilt me like no other, I decided to play that game offline and return to our normally scheduled PS2 games. 🙃

Garachomp with Earthquake is the bane of my existence.

PaRappa O'Two

Got my Gyrados and Typhlosion from SoulSilver, Empoleon from Diamond, Gengar and Lucario from Y, and Luxray from Legends Arceus. 💖

Let's see if this rotting old Wizard can make it out of Great Ball tier today or I'm just hard stuck...

Tekken 8 feels like cigarettes. It was fun and cool and made me feel good at first and I got addicted, then they changed the way it was made and it started fucking with me in worse ways so I quit, but I see people playing Tekken and think "damn that's cool" and every time I try again I'm like "Ew."

Edea
always loved her design

Plays Pokémon for almost 3 decades, still sucks. 🥲 Couldn't move up at all in Great Ball Rank 4.

Taking on Great Ball ranked matches tonight in Pokemon Champions! 🫡

Two people today told me I look like "a famous guy on TV who puts things in the ground and they grow" and I was like... a wizard? A farmer? I think they were saying I reminded them of Zach Galifinakis in This is a Gardening Show, which is fair I guess. 🥴 At least they meant it as a compliment!

I'm glad the new Rhythm Heaven is coming to the original Switch, if it went to Switch 2 only I'd probably never end up playing it. Champions and this are making me actually use this 9 year old console.

da world

I got to Great Ball in Singles today using a team made of my starters from SoulSilver and Diamond, half of my team from Y, and my favorite Luxray from Legends Arceus. 🥲

Excited to try Pokemon Champions tonight, after spending over a week of anticipation setting up HOME boxes of my beloved Pokemon from throughout the generations. ☺️

a visit by the low cortisol gremlin @saiiren.bsky.social