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A warning to anyone who wants to get hanky-panky with Frankie.

2 months ago 53 12 4 0
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Vintage pin-up version for you to put on the dash of your HYDRA bomber before crashing it into the artic.

2 months ago 20 2 0 0
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Frankie putting the "tootie" in "cutie patootie"

2 months ago 56 14 3 0
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Varang had some RDA rations, and now giant goth cat mommy can't seem to stop making thunder.

2 months ago 31 6 2 0
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Holiday gift for Batty of her iconic OCs Kennedy and Landon. Their art had been a major inspiration for me, and it's great to see them back! Go give them a follow! x.com/muskygf

3 months ago 37 4 0 0
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Bonus panel:

4 months ago 17 6 0 0
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Frankie's been holding in a fart for 24 days now, and only has 6 more days to... wait... I think this is it... This is the big one! She's gonna blow!

(4/4)

4 months ago 53 9 3 0
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Even after 18 days, Frankie's still holding strong! I'm starting to doubt she really has to fart. The evacuation downtown is a complete overreaction.

(3/4)

5 months ago 42 4 0 0
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Day 11 of No Fart November, and Frankie still doesn't seem to show any signs of trouble brewing. Nothing to see here. Please leave. Outside. Now.

(2/4)

5 months ago 48 12 1 0
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Anyone order an extra large Frankie (human-style) for No Fart November?

Tune in next week to see this all go well! (1/4)

5 months ago 53 18 2 0
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I swear, some scenes in old cartoons stand out suspiciously like someone's fetish...

Halloween collab done with my wife @audacityjuice.bsky.social, featuring her bunny sona Penelope!

6 months ago 77 18 1 0
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Can't call myself a fart desperation artist without adding this wunk to my gallery. 🍊

Gift piece for the ineffable @sodawunk.bsky.social of his OC Casey.

6 months ago 50 6 0 0

There's absolutely existing merch of her out there! I think the developers could probably wiggle their way out of that lawsuit considering they created her, but they've long gone the way of Sierra.

6 months ago 1 0 1 0
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Probably not the best time or place for that. However...

Gift piece for the Maviest of Sharkies, @mavsharkie.bsky.social

7 months ago 62 16 0 0
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Oh, suddenly we're all into horse girls now... 😏

Who's into fart HOLDING contests > farting contests?

8 months ago 94 19 1 0

It's a bit of a reverse isekai situation, where after arriving in our world she slowly started to acclimate to early 90s culture and lost her more aggressive attitude, becoming more carefree and openly ditzy, as well as more clumsy due to our human-sized civilization.

8 months ago 8 0 2 0
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Secret Frankie lore - Prior to being accidentally ported to our world by Pixel, Frankie was originally a no-nonsense fighter from an old fantasy video game. Even before her love for our modern food contributed to her issues, she had a famously gassy reputation.

8 months ago 60 11 2 0
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Cheap and easy trick to convert any pool into a wave pool.

9 months ago 58 9 0 0
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Guys, I can't believe this lost media has finally been recovered!!

Seriously though, the amazing @inexo.bsky.social turned my silly little concept into an actual game you can play! Absolutely give it a go, but don't make Frankie fart!

inexorablecompulsion.itch.io/get-frankie-...

9 months ago 29 8 1 0
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Managed to uncover some of the only known clean screenshots from this game.

9 months ago 41 10 0 0
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Did you know that in the classic point and click game "Frankie Blows It", you can trigger her to fart BEFORE the date? This however doesn't change the game's ending where she detonates in the restaurant.

9 months ago 48 15 0 0
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Since my contribution to the Ideal GF meme is nearly a decade late, I've put ten times the recommended amount of text.

9 months ago 62 10 2 0
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Sorry, wrong pic. Meant to upload this one.

10 months ago 7 1 0 0
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Clean version for any "Cells at Work!" fans that aren't interested in the purely educational ones.

I've always loved anatomy, and red blood cells in particular. I just like lookin at em for some reason.

#CellsatWork

10 months ago 13 1 0 0
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As you can see from this electron micrograph, red blood cells are about 2 micrometers thicc. They often need to squeeze through narrow passages one at a time.

That concludes today's lesson.

#CellsatWork

10 months ago 5 1 0 0
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Actual image of a red blood cell undergoing gas exchange in a tight capillary. It's imperative that they hold the gas until they reach their destination, but this one looks like it has hemoglobin E trait (AE), making it less efficient at gas transport.

This will be on the test.

10 months ago 37 12 1 0

Yeah, even the novelizations of the movies before 2014 aren't Canon, though many added elements from ones like Revenge of the Sith have been reincorporated, so maybe Ahsoka's dietary details will too eventually. :P

I've got a couple pic ideas myself, but that's a great one. :3

10 months ago 2 0 1 0

Ah! Yeah, that wouldn't be Canon then, as only books published after 2014 fall under that category. Plus she'd only be about 14 y/o here...

Great inspo for a Rebels era pic of her, tho! >.>

10 months ago 2 0 1 0
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In canon, there's a wedding scene which featured the bride farting, as well as a female Jedi mentioned to have farted.

Canon: 2
Legends: 0

10 months ago 9 2 1 1

Also, Star Wars fun fact: There are at least 2 canon instances of women farting.

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