Just ask someone you know if you can borrow their toddler for an hour or two.

I wish I enjoyed Dave Matthews Band music as much as their politics. But one outta two ain’t bad

Me, eating a slice of pie in bed in the dark

Husband: “How’s the pie?”

Me: It’s ok

Husband: “Just ok?”

Me: It’s trying too hard

When this admin pees on your leg & tells you it’s raining… those are trickle-down golden showers bb.

US farmers are rejecting multimillion-dollar datacenter bids for their land: ‘I’m not for sale’ Families are navigating the tough choice between unimaginable riches and the identity that comes with land

Last month, a Pennsylvania farmer rejected $15M from data center developers to sell his farmland.

Another in Wisconsin turned down $80M.

America's farmers and others across the country are pushing back on Big Tech.

This is what integrity looks like.

Please read this article to the end. Even before ICE got involved, this started because this *blind man who speaks no English and uses a curtain rod as a walking stick* got lost on a walk and some Karen called the police on him and they tasered and beat him bc he didn’t drop the rod. WTF

it's molting season for RFK Jr

JUST SAW A TURKEY VULTURE OMG OMG SPRING IS COMING!!!

(Williamston, MI)

Ok carry on.

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Do what you can.

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Grifters gonna grift 🫩

Keith Porter Jr
Geraldo Lunas Campos
Renee Good
Alex Pretti

All killed by ICE/CBP. 32 others died in ICE custody in 2025 alone. That we know of. Meanwhile ICE has stopped paying for most detainee healthcare.

This is a public health emergency. Public health and medical workers. We must speak out.

Hey has anyone checked in on Elmo lately?

Amazon Web Services hosts massive surveillance systems for both ICE and DHS.

Citizens Bank provides nearly $1 trillion in credit & bonds to private prison companies.

AT&T has a $147 million contract to provide communications services to DHS.

Know who is profiting from ICE’s cruelty.

Masked government agents are conducting “show me your papers” stops, detaining 5-year-olds to use them as bait, and brutally murdering U.S. citizens.

Call it what it is — fascism.

History will not look fondly on politicians and so-called "leaders" of this country who stood by and enabled this.

Be Pretti Good.

That is all.

Ok bye.

EPA to stop considering lives saved when setting rules on air pollution.

I’m sorry, what?

Minnesota really is putting the “NO” in “Minnesota NICE.”

I broke the story yesterday that masked ICE agents (not DOJ) were removing items including a personal computer from the home of Jonathan Ross, the ICE agent who shot Renee Good. I have yet to see a single news outlet cover this or an elected official even acknowledge it.

Cartoon by Mike Luckovich

JONATHAN ROSS THREAD: 🧵 I think a certain # of women have seen the video from Ross’s cellphone showing the taunts that led to Renee’s murder.

And we feel in our bones that we’ve left immigration officer territory and entered domestic violence territory very quickly.

Here’s why: 👇🧵

Controversial but correct opinion: cake donuts are better than yeast donuts

Maybe if Jeffries would grow an actual spine along with some colleagues we wouldn’t be in this predicament.

I am in line to order @culvers.com right now. They have a little yard sign thing that says “Seasons Treatings”, but my brain absolutely read it as “Treason’s Greetings” and I was like, dang welcome to the resistance Culver’s

It seems like mass spam job recruitment texts are a recession indicator

RFK Jr. blames pills—not guns—for school shootings There is no credible evidence that antidepressants cause violence, but Kennedy now vows a “massive” effort to prove the failed theory.

Kennedy is now using his post as the highest-ranking US health official to spread the claim that psychiatric drugs are a key cause of mass shootings at the nation’s schools and beyond.

There is no scientific evidence to support that theory—and extensive research indicates it is untrue.

Cannot make this 💩 up

RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".

Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.

Husband noted, the industry can’t support the number of people who are looking for jobs.

But at the rate we’re going, no industry can. How many friends do you know who are looking for work currently? I am seeing dozens of posts daily from people in my community desperately seeking work.

“Adamski pushed back on framing the cuts as the defining story of the acquisition. ‘This is not about eradicating jobs. This is about building a company for the future,’ he said.”

Hahahahahaha ::breathe:: hahahahahaha etc