Three more days. Also, how much would you charge to come do all that at my house?

It’s a honey of a joke.

I’m still amazed at how fast Cindy got over the whole Max killing her son thing. #EastEnders

I thought West Virginia was for cousins.

Scrapple

Girl, do I dare to eat a peach?

Or at least severe blockage.

we all know I have no life, so:

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(In Bette Davis/Margo Channing voice):
There are other plays….

I find myself in those reaction rabbit holes, too. Some of my faves are when skeptics listen to the Carpenters for the first time and are converted. Also, the ones who learn in real time that “I Will Always Love You” was Dolly’s first.

Have Ben Platt and Jonathan Groff ever performed in a musical together? They'd be ideal stage companions, because Platt's closed eyes would prevent him from getting blinded by Groff's spit.

The weird white block has happened to me a lot too, lately. And others. BlueSky glitches for 200, Alex.

In the immortal words of Stephanie Zinone: I want a cool rider.

Ah, yes. The day when people try to pretend pot is a personality.

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

She Loves Me

“Chains of Afterthought” would be a terrific title for something.

Without stating your age, post your favorite film released the year you turned 18.

(I have two because I contain multitudes.)

When you use AI to do your writing, you are telling your audience: “I deserve your attention, but you do not deserve my effort.”

My eyes still haven’t come unrolled from some of those comments on your original post.

From what I hear, yes.

The dude from Nu Chess holding that one note really long is the like a runner in a 50-yard dash running 250 yards instead, out of the stadium and into the street. In both cases, what’s the point? It’s tryhard overkill.

Wow. A lot of lines and lyrics hit quite differently in 2026.

Sit down, John

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

“Please don’t play governess, Karen. I haven’t your unyielding good taste. I wish I could’ve gone to Radcliffe too, but father wouldn’t hear of it. He needed help behind the notions counter.”

I’ve donned my geegaws.

I won! I’m so happy I’m afraid I’ll die here in your mentions!

Is it Passion?

When I mentioned to a class that I’d seen in the original Broadway production of Chess, a student looked at me with horror. When I asked why, she said I couldn’t possibly be old enough. She got a gold star for the day.