There once was a man from nah fuck it

My theory? The purse wasn’t stolen. Homegirl got Easter Jesus drunk and forgot where she left it.

makes me mad it’s the innocent kids who end up getting measles—and not the brains washed parents.

It’s so refreshingly good

Katya & Trixie cover this

I hope Kristi Noem has the day she deserves.

They need him to be a genius because they cannot handle what it means for them to be tricked by a fool.

dude not now

Trump: elected
Inflation: up

Argue: with the wall

Spotify is so rotten lately.

I love it when a Lyft driver act like we got somewhere to be. 🏎️

Rehoboth beach in Delaware is the probably the best answer. (Welcome!)

hey siri play golden hour by kacey musgraves

chic please

every Lyft I’ve ever been in before 7AM is playing Watercolors xm radio

Headed there now

…oh the ride you’re on | 10/10

said pho is

So messy

said hike is low-key magical

the rest of my day is so
🥾hike
👨🏻‍🍳make pho
🎮play nintendo &
🍲eat pho
😴nap

going places in 2025

Hi, I’m God.

I support diversity, equity and inclusion.

I do not support uniformity, injustice and segregation.

Hope this helps,

God

anybody else here for the rabbit hole?

shooting one CEO: terrorism
shooting a lotta kids: not

hey if you're thinking about asking me to, please don't, tia

Felt tip sharpie, pen, stainless steel barrel with cap

Nobody does it like her:

I would like a word with Wyna Liu about her words today

Did u make it out?