did you just want to get to
the main course or do you
want to share a yappetizer

this is how i got banned from the pharmacy

remember you said id never
have a future in independent
journalism cuz of my temper
WELL I GOT NEWS FOR YOU

looking for her receipt

person who has sex
with cucumbers: youre
as cool as a cucumber!

ill be reborn melted in the radioactive waste that the fries become in my stomach acid

im plaquemaxxing my arteries

📻👌

ill eat one or two nuggies and ten million fries

sorry the mcnugget machine is broken (we call bradley the mcnugget machine he called out today)

NOOO im sleeping honk shoo honk shoo

this 5 minute task will take
me three years to complete

im a connoisseur of stupidity

hope you brought your sunscreen this place gets hot

thats adorable thank you Anya

we can still turn this ship around and head to flamethrower isle

they say the girls with the
*GEHH* hurtiest tummies
are the prettiest *EUGGH*

thats not what they said to pluto :(

what the hey im just big boned my mom says im husky

but when else would i learn all this useful stuff like that a group of flamingos is called a flamboyance

i guess every rose really does have its thorn and mine is my questionable sleeping habits

what the hecky my colors are all aligned now

if god didnt want me to
drink soda pop at night and
stay awake until my eyes
bleed then why did she make
it come so naturally to me

theyre never more than half a step away

love the way your words taste

im a chromatic aberration

Twilight Voyage (Original 12" Mix) YouTube video by LTJ Bukem - Topic

🎶

shadows in negative
and the bleeding color

writing on the night

me: im going to sleep

🧠: not so fast buckaroo