new snack food concept: Torkies. availavle to license

arthropod situation in the kitchen

All I want to talk about right now is The Big Bees

"Put him in the contraption" "Put her in the contraption"... personally I just hope the youths are using contraception!!!

there's a show on network television that's just an hour of people throwing up. Unbelievable

i love when i log into something and it tells me some shit like Notification Hub is now Alert Village

WISE PEOPLE MAKE NO MISTAKES!!!!

time to rate some more amounts of money

$414,910: that's a whole bunch of money where i come from
$50: nice and neat. i love it!
$1.06: no offense, but this isn't very much money
$1000: don't bullshit me
$1002.17: yeah, that's what i thought
$614.05: solid
$0: hey, wait a minute!
$18.93: bad salad

I am stunned every day that programmers as an entire class were offered a choice between "preserve the open-source ecosystem" and "deniably steal GPL-licensed code whenever you want" and slammed the button on the latter with zero hesitation. an incredibly complete act of industry cannibalism

it's gotta happen pretty soon right

SMC member Tascha Van Auken was an essential part of Zohran's victory. Now she's an integral part of his administration, heading up his Office of Mass Engagement.

Read her profile in @newyorker.com below:
www.newyorker.com/news/new-yor...

Every cannibal restaurant has exactly one vegan option on the menu, and it's always a plate of teeth and hair

(Forza Horizon commentator voice) need to take a shit? Hit up the toilets Playboy. I've marked a location on your map.

"but i grew up with harry potter! i can't NOT watch it" hey thats really pathetic 👍

Spell Tome: Discombobulating Diarrhea

U cannot imagine how Fucked Up it would be if "opposite day" was real

Game studios in 1990 were called something like "Crystalline Aesthetics." Game studios in the 2000s were called something like "Brutal Iron Games." Game studios in the 2010s were called something like "MOON/flower"

give this meal a name meal name is required

give this meal a name meal name is required

Idea for a grocery store name + concept: The Food Experience

Teen girl in hospital bed reading from her little clam shell

Is there a technology the left is excited about?" It's called the clamshell e-reader from It Follows, and I've been waiting for it since 2014

Come at me bro. I’m in Carcosa.

if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there

if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return

Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

The light in the fridge should stay on all the time, even when the door is closed. To prevent funny business

Spores, molds, and fungi

D train between 36th St. & 9th Ave.

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

Gödel, Escher, Bachelorette

Thanks for the helpful auto-complete, Gmail.