Wrestling fans: if you're a millennial who watched during the Monday Night Wars, I think you'll appreciate a few of my signs tonight. Some throwback references.

Even if a move like this would go against the commitments they made for the merger, they would just put a Trump offspring in an advisory position and the current administration would let them do whatever they want.

Well well well, this is quite the fall for Jessica.

That Hornets game was amazing. One more to go

Instead of wearing one costume to Dynamite tomorrow, I’ve got four. Wanna guess the theme?

I’m torn on this. I can appreciate not wanting to deal with the BS and bad-faith actors. And I recognize she’s being held to a higher standard than a man would. But without clearing your name, there’s probably not many options after this.

Smartphone notification from the Ring app reading “Person at Front Door — An Amazon delivery person is throwing a package,” with a small thumbnail image of a delivery scene on the right.

I wonder if there's an automatic narc to Amazon Logistics when Ring detects this.

Oh god no. Never would another airline be bigger or shittier if this happens

I can’t wait until DoorDash Grandma gets the Milkshake Duck treatment.

“I'm the man who has the ball, I'm the man who can throw it faster than fuck. So that is why I am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my dick. Everyone.”

I’d say more like as Drake is to sports

Apparently JD Vance is the Drake of politics: if he’s on your side, you will lose.

Getting my signs ready for Wednesday since I’m in a good spot. I hope @mikeyrukus.bsky.social will appreciate this one. (And if anyone steals this idea I will find you in the arena and fight you.)

a group of young men are standing in a park . ALT: a group of young men are standing in a park .

Asked directly about Mr. Trump’s comments on Truth Social, Leo said: “It’s ironic — the name of the site itself. Say no more.”

www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04...

Attorney: Well, I’ve got some free time. Let me hop on Reddit and see if I can answer a few easy questions.

Redditor: IS IT ILLEGAL TO TOUCH MY HUSBAND’S DICK?

I feel like there’s a research piece to be done about the doctor who worked on her face and how they feel about it. It just looks like a parody of what you’d imagine a face lift would look like.

There’s a dude in a pickup truck in front of me with the usual anti-Biden/pro-Trump stuff. One of the decals is a picture of Trump holding a gas nozzle saying “Miss me yet?”

I almost wanted to pull up beside him and ask how he feels about the sticker right now, especially since it’s a diesel truck

There’s a number of replies of people already saying they won’t vote for her again…listen, no idea if she’d be my preferred candidate yet, but if she’s the nominee, she could go on the debate stage and make fart noises and I’d still vote. Hate if you want but “lesser of two evils” is still a thing.

Iran Unable to Find Mines It Planted in Strait of Hormuz, U.S. Says

Okay, this shouldn’t funny because of the continued economic impact of the Strait being unable to accommodate a normal amount of traffic…but it’s kind of funny.

Yet again, he negotiated down to basically “the same stuff that we had before the attack but worse.” And yet the same sycophants praise him like it’s a rare fucking achievement.

Screenshot of a social media post showing a “Top Stories” news-style graphic with multiple headlines about political figures. Headlines include claims about calls for Trump’s removal from office, commentary from Tucker Carlson, criticism from Piers Morgan, and a quote attributed to Alex Jones. Small thumbnail images of the individuals appear next to each headline. The post interface shows it was shared in the morning with reply options visible.

Close-up portrait of a man with a shaved head and light stubble, used in the “Worst person you know just made a great point” meme format.

And then all his sycophants will thank him for being so considerate.

I can’t believe I’m asking this but…are Republicans pushing this “47 years” narrative not primarily to justify war, but because it’s the number 47? Like a “47 years? 47Th President? It’s a sign from God”
sort of thing?

Of course, I’m not sure the impact of these revelations, nor how a negative inference by the judge would impact the case. And that’s manly because I’m not even clear on what the plaintiffs are seeking. Maybe I’ll actually read up on that.

I’m not sure of the legal impact, but Nick
Khan comes across as *very* sketchy. First it was the whole moving folks to Signal, and now the deletion of messages. I feel like it’d be one thing if he never retained messages, but the fact he kept some but not all looks real bad.

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If any other leader in the world were making these statements, countries would be circling the wagons to stop them by now.

Listen…I have no issue if Starbucks has a customer-only policy for restrooms. But if I’m making a beeline for one of them, just trust me that I’ll buy a drink when I get out. Otherwise, it could end up horribly for both of us.

Man, now he’s enlisting the Artemis II crew in the war!?