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Posts by John Lastname

Thank you for using your voice, Mina

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Absolutely immoral dumbfucks.

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God doesn’t bless any tuna fish. Only the best tasting tuna can be blessed by God.

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More villages in South Lebanon being detonated by Israel.

Israel is the one sharing these videos. They are proud of their war crimes.

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Have a great day.

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Lol, then I compare him and her to Hillary. I must be racist across multiple races. Obama is one of the best orators we’ve had as president. I believe Harris is matching that oration style. Not because he’s black, but because he is effective. It’s in her pauses, her playfulness. I like it.

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I actually do like it. I see what she’s doing. It’s a “what the fuck is up with this guy” tone that doesn’t belittle the seriousness of the conversation, it belittles Trump.

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Not me. Are you?

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PS… both Harris and Clinton featured their first name in their campaigns, Barack did not (is that better). The common vocabulary for them in political discourse is Hillary, Kamala, and Obama. Is using a first name wrong?

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Relax and read my post again. You’re looking to be offended. Iiked and voted for them all. J just think it’s difficult to blend the serious with the casual. Carry gravitas but be humorous. Then I said Michelle Obama does it well.

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Hillary’s whip smart ready to go seriousness with Kamala’s relatable energy… makes an Obama. Barack… or Michelle. She has this mix.

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PS I voted for all 3. I wanted sanity and capability; insanely strong oration was not necessary.

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Listen to her words in Obama’s voice. Her gestures, her pauses. It’s him. Somehow it doesn’t bring the gravitas Obama had. I think Obama projected cold, cool, capable control. He could talk like this. I’m not sure she gets the same impact, unfortunately. Hillary had the 1st, but couldn’t do the 2nd

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Stuart Varney spouting off always makes me think he’s filled his diaper

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Absolute colossal waste of his office.

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or some downtrodden group, should it be allowed”, and kids kneejerk with a “no”.

Then they go to a pro-palestine protest and get kicked out of school. Fuck Ben Sasse and his worthlessness.

Go to where the kids that don’t go to college are and ask them about the First Amendment.

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OFFS. Most kids on cillege campuses want to get good grades, get a great job, and in the meantime have some fun. Probably with questions framed like, “if a political statement marginalizes a minority group…

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And that, Megyn, is exactly why we ARE better than you.

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Just watched the whole thing. No substantiation for this “full collapse” you lured people in to watch

2 weeks ago 7 0 2 0

Exhausting that it’s always Trump, Trump, Trump. It’s Republican congresspeople not doing the job the founders intended. Our government is not based on one man, but one and a half of the other two branches abdicated their responsibility.

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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

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She literally just said nothing.

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Yawn, yeah, whatever.

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It’s done by a Pool

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Sir, you’re communicating in a digital forum about the evils of using computing power. An average ChatGPT search uses about the same energy as a Google search. It uses far less energy than sending an email with a large attachment or watching Netflix.

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So does posting on Bluesky

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There is no point if AI is used, it negates everything 😉

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Hey everyone, “anything ai is horrible, and i refuse to look beyond that”

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Very!

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