Clinging to false hope, they'll win all the rest of their games and we'll either draw or lose at least one of ours. It'll be over before the last game and Arteta has no excuses.

Luigi has terminal 7 brain cancer and is in fact imagining the entire mushroom kingdom as a way of dealing with his pain, much to the chagrin of Mario who is left alone unblocking toilets in Brooklyn and paying his brother's hospital fees

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

The core problem is the appointment. They wanted Mandelson, the system gave them Mandelson. The system worked as it is meant to. The problem is the original sin - the decision (the desire) to appoint Mandelson.

We've heard time and again of how Starmer seemingly doesn't know things or isn't told or doesn't seem to read documents despite being the super forensik lawyer, and the obvious explanation is: Robbins phones McSweeney up in a panic and asks what to do; he says overrule it and doesn't tell Starmer.

I will absolutely take that again at the Etihad on Sunday.

Also if the Lost Otter guy on here isn't Lee, then it's someone else dedicated to him likely even more than his wife

Hey Kristin, get your... never mind

Former Nato chief to say UK's national security 'in peril' Lord George Robertson, a former Labour defence secretary, will use a speech to accuse

This old soak is right in his own way - if we want to carry on riding the coattails of the U.S. into the next insane war we will need to spend more - or we could instead remember we're an island and only need to defend our own shores.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Sexually suggestive, eh Bluesky? You don't fucking say?

The staggeringly beautiful Sharon Mitchell, 70s-80s porno queen who also starred in Kamikaze Hearts, shares chewing gum with her lover in Throat: 12 Years After.

Sharon Mitchell looking through metal wire fencing.

Think we need a pithy summing up of Tarkovsky here also

Just got a YouTube ad from Labour (although not clearly signposted) with clips of Farage and Badenoch supporting the Iran war and then Starmer saying we're not getting dragged into it. Which would be admirable if it were true and not a complete lie.

Whomst could have predicted the coveted couch fucker endorsement wouldn't work its magic in Hungary

Fuck the Champions League at this point, we're not beating PSG anyway. Arteta should pick a 2nd string on Wednesday looking ahead for next Sunday, because otherwise I think we're in for a thrashing and the biggest humiliation yet. And it will be doubly his fault if he doesn't.

I still have absolutely no idea who Piker is/was other than a video game streamer and in my wide varied experience the only good video game streamers are Vinny Vinesauce and Joel Vinesauce and I don't really even watch them any more, so I'm not really inclined to delve further

Bleeding hope so

Bring your dinner? How about Arsenal bring a decent performance?

That was dreadful from start to finish. Zero redeeming features to that performance.

A chance to exert our title credentials and we play like that 😑

Not just bad in isolation either, it adds to ongoing worries about our form.

D.O.K - Chemical Planet YouTube video by benji

Also: youtu.be/Q0QHbrAQLZ8?...

Flying Battery Act 2

Chuck Schumer: ‘The American People Deserve A President Who Can More Credibly Justify War With Iran’

Chuck Schumer: ‘The American People Deserve A President Who Can More Credibly Justify War With Iran’ theonion.com/chuck-schumer-the-americ...

And seeing as we don't, there is no reason whatsoever for us to be allowing the United States to use British territory to carry out "defensive" missions or otherwise.

In other words, the president is a lunatic who believes more accomplished liars like himself, and there is no one at all in the administration with the guts to tell him no to his face, and that he's making a mistake. Nor apparently do we have any leverage.

Good thing mine came in the post this morning then, small mercy as I slowly die from fallout

Things that aren't acceptable in the UK: mentally ill racists performing at music festivals
Things that are acceptable in the UK: mentally ill racists destroying civilisations using our military bases

From Clickhole's "Incredible! We Asked These Astronauts What It’s Like To Be In Space," Barry Wilmore: You never know true beauty until you see Earth from space, or true terror until you hear someone knocking on the space station door from outside. You look through the porthole and see an astronaut, but all your crew is inside and accounted for. You use the comm to ask who it is and he says he’s Ramirez returning from a repair mission, but Ramirez is sitting right next to you in the command module and he’s just as confused as you are. When you tell the guy this over the radio he starts banging on the door louder and harder, begging you to let him in, saying he’s the real Ramirez. Meanwhile, the Ramirez inside with you is pleading to keep the airlock shut. It really puts life on Earth into perspective.

One of the very best from Clickhole

The HQ of the UN Peacekeepers in Lebanon.

Have been listening to 5 Live for 30+ years but today's commentary by Jonathan Pearce on West Ham vs Leeds has to be up there with the greatest I've ever heard. Jokes, stats, painting a picture numerous times with words, just exceptional in every way.

Actually worse than we were in the League Cup final. Embarrassing and Arteta needs to read the riot act to some of these players as they didn't seem to care one iota