Hang *** agents and lower them into sulfuric acid

The rockets are a god damn embarrassment to not only the city of Houston but sports as a whole, fold the fucking franchise

Hang and lynch every member of the DHS with deadly virus infected barbed wire

#AndNEW!!!

@willowwrestles.bsky.social is the FIRST EVER TWO TIME TBS Champion!

I hope the mouths of hell open up and drag every player and member of the coaching staff to the lowest circle of hell, beyond un fucking serious basketball team

Genuine question what the fuck are the rockets doing during practice? Are these fucking braindead idiots not watching film or practicing plays? Are they just standing around with their dicks in hand?

Houston #Rockets. 15-5 and 2nd in the WC.
4th in Offensive rating.
2nd in Defensive rating.
2nd in Net Rating at 12.0.
#NBAsky

The Houston rockets are a bitch made team

Starting Sunday the rockets will play 5 games in 7 days and you could’ve used the days off from Wednesday-Sunday in between those games to space them out but its really stupid and frustrating that the rockets schedule was made this way, hopefully everyone can hold up when those B2Bs start kicking in

The way the NBA made the Rockets schedule this year is actually braindead some teams have played their 19th and 20th games while the rockets will play their 17th this Sunday. Way too many days off between games and it’s gonna seriously hurt them in the 2nd half with all the B2Bs

Reed Shepherd you have done miracles on me

Death, taxes, and the rockets play like pussies and bitches against the warriors 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Amen bounce back was nice to see, good win

Amen is gonna shit the bed, Sengun lackluster game, Reed comes back down to earth, classic Jabari mid game and Dillion Brooks and Devin Booker 40 pieces is why the rockets will lose tonight it’s so fucking obvious lol

Thank you for the incredible work you did over the years, good luck in your future endeavors!

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Rockets win 🙏🏽

DFS we need you

Jae’Sean you’re the shining beacon of hope

Another year of Tari Eason missing time ffs

Really gonna miss your rockets reporting, your work was great and hope we get more reporters like you in the future, good luck in your next chapter!

Need more rockets reporters on Bluesky, especially now that Danielle Lerner won’t be doing rockets reporting anymore

Establishment dems are hurting us just as much as maga republicans, maga republicans are constantly shooting at us and establishment dems are handing them the bullets

Awesome the rockets fucking suck again

Tearing up social safety nets for those less fortunate to own the libs or actually these people are just fucking evil and heartless

Amazing block from Amen there

Gonna be hilarious when the rockets lose to the nets tonight

Months of optimism and excitement down the drain in a few days, trade everyone and start over again

The season is fucking over

KD is a near 90% free throw shooter and of course he misses one, game would’ve been (probably) over

Tonight will either reinforce an entire off-season full of optimism and hope or everything comes crashing down and we’re in for a 6 month misery train ride