Incredible 😂

We go way back

I know this is a joke, but

This one was actually fine but this should be Bluesky’s motto

O Pato YouTube video by Sérgio Mendes - Topic

I don’t speak Portuguese so I assume that’s what this epic diss track is about

youtu.be/VV7jJzNQFDs?...

What’s that song about all the ugly kids with the fucked up dicks?

God Bless the USA by Lee Greenwood

Cholera, influenza and typhoid fever were the real winners of the Crimean War

Here in America we love winners. We want to be winners. So we want winners on our team 🇺🇸

Meanwhile in Europe, non-math-nerds are unable to celebrate because there’s no twentieth month

math nerds celebrate on 1/5

she thinks women are stupid!!!

1981: My Dinner with André

2026: My Depressing Spaghetti Sunday with Post-Divorce Dad

AIPAC should charge people money to NOT endorse them.

Conner O’Malley from his Pipe Rock Theory video, wearing a snapback hat that just says “BlowJob”

Conner O’Malley fan spotted

*i.e., it’s only a fallacy once you take the agenda out of the hands of those currently steering it

I’m not sure this is the proper terminology for it but I’ve always referred to this conundrum as the “sunk benefit fallacy,” like in the same sense of why AstraZeneca would rather treat cancer than cure it, or why BP or Exxon would rather focus on “clean carbon” rather than renewables

*except for Gemini, whose hope is equally balanced with despair 😅

When Walt Whitman says “If you want for me again look for me under your boot-soles,” he’s admitting that he’s more of a reply guy than a poster

I think this goes for most poets, we write our best lines in response to (à la Shklovsky) “infusions of the peripheral” from the OP

*in a wholly unexpected turn of events (not at all related to my tutelage — my crash course didn’t teach him shit), those two have been happily married for nearly 15 years now

Had a buddy in college who came to me for a crash course in astrology when he started dating a girl who was really into it

I told him OK, the first thing to start with is the sun sign, do you know what yours is? He said “Yeah I looked it up, it’s like Taggasaurus or some shit”

The goat LOL

*not a typo

Look at that sultry book-cleavage 😛

He who controls the spice controls the universe

Screen still from The Eric André Show, with Eric at his host’s desk sitting with a plate of gelatinous gray slop in front of him: “You know, they say if it’s gray, …”

Screen still from The Eric André Show, with Eric at his host’s desk sitting with a plate of gelatinous gray slop in front of him: “… it’s healthy for you.”

Filet de Pénis Raton-Laveur 👨🏻‍🍳🤌🏼

Just Gus, respect

“Did you pick your feet in Dagobah” is not the same kind of interrogative banger, smh