i swear to god there's some relativistic bullshit that happens in hospitals, time def moves differently here

me: *gets 3 hours of sleep after eating maybe half a meal the day before*
also me: wow why do i feel like shit right now

time to perish i guess. this was a bad year to have a high deductible plan

👀👀

periodic table of electron affinities of the elements, as published in Principles of Descriptive Inorganic Chemistry (Wulfsberg)

okay look i understand why pedagogically it's useful to arrange the periodic table like this so that electron configuration is considered first, but quite honestly i still hate seeing the noble gases anywhere that isn't the right edge

jesus fucking christ why is walking on crutches so exhausting

i truly do not understand insurance or the health care system at all, apparently

oh no my x-ray tech today is HOT

dibs on extra eggs!

summoning @chemscrapes.bsky.social real quick here

hmmmm maybe i should just put my phone down instead of spiraling about medical bullshit

i almost drew the ring like they did back in the old days as a hexagon with the top vertex lopped off, but that was taking it one step too far

now that project hail mary is back in the spotlight, throwback to the time when i very loosely used it as a theme for a final exam

get your kiddos started on metrology early

the 50% movement speed debuff with these crutches is seriously killing me

that doesn't help consolidate the 284 different large chests i have scattered about the different towns though oops

don't mind me spending 125+ hours in pokopia with absolutely no item organization system at all until now

oh thank fucking god i can sleep on my side comfortably with this new brace

uh oh am i about to go down a webMD spiral

bionic leg: obtained

When things get rough, be like Parafilm:
Don't change for decades.
Stretch yourself thin in response to stress.
Only interact with organic solvents.
Seal away your work.
Be from Wisconsin.

this is the FUNNIEST possible response to me telling someone about my car accident oh my god

it's a metaphor for my actual living conditions

i gasped extremely audibly at this part, much to the amusement of my friends

ortho appointment got rescheduled to next week. it has been almost two weeks since i got the urgent care referral. the medical system simply does not want me to see anybody

whyyyyy is my bruising still getting worse ahhhhh

Today at #ACSSpring2026 we’ve got @ndchiappini.bsky.social in Academia 101 : Launching Your Lab talking about how to apply and interview for a faculty position and get ready to teach - stop by and hear from all our young faculty

def read that as "meowed" and my first thought was "it took you this long??"