guess who has the fatigue side effect from amoxicillin 😜

does anyone know if I’m allowed to relax when I’m sick or if I have to ruminate on all the ways I think I’ve failed in life

yeah he’s not apparently

it’s all Believe Women until I’m wrong about something

I think they mean that time I was rolling the day before I tested positive that one time

💋💋💋

here’s an insight into my secret female mind

I’m Every Woman girlfriend We Are Charlie Kirk boyfriend

you’re hating on me while I’m googling Liv Morgan Rhea Ripley toxic yuri ;

Without my girls I would be dead

diva….take that nap, you deserve it

sometimes I think extroverted people are Lying and just running themselves into the ground without consideration for the long term effects on their health

Done

I need to move to a new city and change everything about my life

One weekend in my house and I’m having to name things I can see

I literally can not catch a fucking break and it’s making me lose my mind

Urgent care tried to deny seeing me without paying a $250 balance so I asked for it in writing that they were denying me treatment and guess who’s being seen after only paying $10 💋

what if I have really big boobs

this is easy but I’m day 3 or 4 no feet

is this a w2 or 1099 position

day 2 no nicotine 👍🏻

date last night asked me why I liked feet and it’s like asking the sun why it rises every morning and sets every night;

t4t couple guy named Lucky Strike and girl named Virgina Slim...

put your headphones on

just got split in half

don’t worry girls *reloading clip* he can’t hurt you anymore

why doesn’t anyone know how to draw top surgery scars

drinking + weed + poppers + conflict + stress means that I am going to go home after work and do absolutely dick

God I love a f aggy man and nothing will ever change that

light within me ☀️