Prego Pivots From Budget-Tier Pasta Sauce to Small Microphones That Listen to Your Family's Intimate Conversations Prego, the pasta sauce brand, announced a new lid-shaped device designed to record and preserve family dinner conversations.

Every day I read a news story that makes me feel like I need to apologize to at least one insane person in a John 3:16 van and today it’s this one

And they're going to argue about how they must leave out the Group of Five.

In fairness, they did show how Homer ruined Barney's life moments later.

Al Jean was like "Why didn't Homer just sue for libel?"

leftists are my greatest adversary because they are destroying america destroying america or being rude to you online? being rude to me online

liberals on this microblogging website

Oba Femi destroys Brock Lesnar. Absolutely the right call. #WrestleMania

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Jesus. No wonder he decided to invest in Beast Games if that was his biggest video.

Dan, what's that outlier in the graph? Is it the infamous "I cured blindness" video that somehow was a call to arms for YouTubers to defend Jimmy as a philanthropist?

... Which he immediately followed by a video where he was hunted by a hitman.

a statue of a man with a beard is sitting on a throne holding a globe Alt: The pondering his orb wizard looking at his orb and it's a loop of himself

"But I want to ponder it!"

Look, I'm happy the Sabres broke the schnide, but we're the top seed for a reason.

Happy "That Time of the Year" Season

palantir should be viewed as the enemy of modern society

FUCK YOU, PAT MCAFEE!!!!

Nathan Fielder on the Mets Jumbotron looking miserable

I want Orton to win in the worst way, but they are doing everything they can to telegraph Cody turning heel if not tonight, but tomorrow.

Oh definitely. I wish it didn't have the stink of McAfee Anti-virus Protection all over it.

WWE has always had a piss-poor track record with the Legacy inductees (remember Ethyl Johnson?) and that won't change anytime soon. If I'm the estate of a wrestler and I'm not interested in "Fed Bad" brownie points from the internet, I'd just avoid the posthumous induction.

If I have to say something about #WrestleMania this year, it's that I'm cautiously optimistic.

The undercard has potential to deliver but the main event is so... Blah. Cody vs. Orton is going to be a disaster. Of course, because Bluesky has an anti-WWE vendetta, I don't feel like talking about it

I think Dan was referencing a Demo Reel joke where they wanted to imply Bruce Wayne was terrified of Mario and that was his original outfit as a crime fighter. All because that was an outfit Doug had lying around.

His mother was very proud.

Banijay (the company that owns the intellectual rights to Survivor) and Paramount (who produce the American version, obviously) prefer cost effectiveness than whatever Amazon is doing.

I know another person talked about how “11 of the critics” were positive about Beast Games, as if Dan was the curmudgeon that ruined the vibes of the whole trip.

Batman’s greatest fear; Mario.

The fact that you were in a room with Doug Walker has me rolling. Truly this is like if Batman met Mario.

Why was I invited to Beast Studios? YouTube video by Folding Ideas

Why was I invited to Beast Studios?
youtu.be/0dwagg5wYY4

The PUP (physically unable to perform) from a label maker…

I think what it is is that a first round pick should at least warrant $400 sneakers, but this team was notoriously miserly until Aliyah Boston came along.

They also cheaped out and used a bag from last year's All Star Game.

Is she a first-round draft pick or is she about to shoot a half court shot at for a chance to win $10,000?

If this was the Chicago Sky, it'd be a trip to the Dollar General.