Hmm, maybe I need to give them another try. Always thought that album was misunderstood, but did have an issue in the baby : bathwater ratio…

I mean, justice for Outside, but I do always skip the Segues...

Let the families see some butts!

Revisionism! When the karaoke host declares your performance adorable, it officially went over well.

Shocked that Legs For Days didn’t make the list tho…

My Roman Empire is the “Cuban Pete” number from The Mask.

Oh wow, it’s this week!!

Justin Park as Morrible

Lila performing with backup dancers

Skyler as goat and Oliveira

Johnnie Walker in Fiyero jacket dancing

more numbers from WICKED!!!! Including @justinsparked.bsky.social, Lila Monster, @skylerqueen.bsky.social, and @johnniewalker.bsky.social !

They sure moved those mp3s in some mysterious ways…

Love the UP Express—but it needs to run later! All flights got in late tonight because of the weather and Pearson is an absolute zoo. Since the last train left before anyone got through customs, taxis and Ubers are the only way outta here and there aren’t nearly enough for this amount of people.

Elon and Trump mugging out of a tesla

A bear about to suck a guys dick

NEW YORKERS! My friend @johnniewalker.bsky.social is doing a VERY GAY SHOW this weekend! it is super funny and a great date night and you should GO and also say hi and tell him I sent you!!!!

This is 40?

Why won’t Buck cover that moon? Where’s our total eclipse of the butt?

(Turn around, bright eyes…)

“Anyone doing TASTELESS or VULGAR movements will be disqualified!”

Really curious as to the identity of Buck in this quotation…

Slate has this from 1756. (Although this is more about a butt being compared to a moon than the act of showing a butt mooning-style? Also, Joyce!)

Can instantly hear Principal McGee saying “we have pictures of you so-called mooners” in my head…

So you should probably come to this, right? ticketspotapp.com/e/glamourpuss

If you had never heard it before and someone told you that U2 had written a Social Issues Anthem in 1984 called "Pride (In The Name Of Love)" you would definitely assume it was about gay people as opposed to MLK, right? (Not that Bono is probably that qualified to sing about either subject!)

@meakoopa.bsky.social's comics are you good, you gays. If books like The New Mutants or Runaways or Young Avengers have ever been special to you, I suspect you will fall in love with these scrappy teens!

Did this happen???

I can hear her cockledoodledooing in my head right now.

Does anyone else ever have intrusive thoughts about Allison Williams in Peter Pan Live?

Does anyone else ever have intrusive thoughts about Allison Williams singing that Kanye song on Girls that one time?

The Petty Complaint Files: I hate when I order “a couple”
of something and a a service worker asks me to clarify “how many?” A couple is two. I never don’t mean two. Anyone out there saying “a couple” but meaning ANYTHING other than two is a DANGEROUS IDIOT UNLIKE ME.

If you're able to objectify both Robin Williams AND Robbie Williams, you might just be a... MILLENNIAAAL!*

*sung to the tune of Robbie Williams' "Millennium."

Tomorrow night at Comedy Bar, 9PM! People keep asking me when they can see The Heteros in Toronto—this is the answer, babes!

NY friends! Check out @johnniewalker.bsky.social's show, it's great 🌈

Aw, thanks, Anthony! You are officially better at promoting my show than I am!