what goes thru ppls heads when they start drilling into their wall at midnight o clock and think "yeah this a good hour to do that"

3 alarms going off for 7:30 7:33 and 7:45 PM but no alarm rang

took a nap after work and i wanted it to be precisely for an hour and a half and apple count your motherfucking days. it was SILENT why am i staring at 3 silent alarms having been going off since 7:30 pm (yes the ringer is up all the mf way)

I'm not claiming to be a hero, but with every Cadbury MiniEgg I eat, that's a dog not getting chocolate poisoning.

I've saved so many dogs.

It's boring without F1 but it can also be boring with F1 so I don't really know what to feel

Massive Nebraska wildfires have burned an area the size of Rhode Island.

The raging fires have burned over 800,000 acres of grazing land.

to be a lesbian is to have your family know absolutely nothing about you

yesterday i went to the mechanic to get my brakes replaced and they had shop supervisors

just finished holes (2003) for the first time in like 10 years. do yall realize how good this story is ??? oh my god

two monitors, stacked: the top screen is Formula 1 practice starting in 56 seconds, with the Audi mechanics surrounding the Audi F1 car. The bottom screen is the PWHL Boston v Toronto game, 1-0

just girly thingz

hudson williams but double and his double is at like 45% opacity and giving major side eye

i started my secret youtube channel at the beginning of january and this morning got an email welcoming me to the youtube partner program 🫣

watched the twenty one pilots movie tonight. pretty good and cool

Austin area folks: Austin Animal Services is over capacity & needs help with foster & adopt. Additionally there is a Central Texas wide name your adoption fee event coming up, March 6-8. Please consider fostering if you can't adopt. Homes without children & pets are unicorn homes for some dogs.

now that's a company

A chicken walking on the beach the caption is: If you are seeing this the curse is lifted have a good day

Congratulations everyone

i love degrassi sm 😭

who needs presidents day. todays my birthday

this is so fucking funny

happy friday the 13th

“Set up a shortcut on my phone. If I say, “Siri, quick! Capture ice!” It will record to the cloud, and send my partner and mom my location along with a text saying I’ve encountered ICE.”

“While delivering groceries to shelter in place families, I lock my phone in the trunk and don’t use the GPS. I write addresses and directions in code on paper. The hell if I’m going to lead any 🧊 pieces of 💩 to the people i’m trying to help and protect.”

“I’ve lost 20 pounds since Cmas because I can’t eat. I sit in my car for 10-15 minutes observing the neighborhood before I go into our work building, to make sure ICE hasn’t followed me and isn’t lurking around. I’ve been doing mutual aid every day for weeks. My ex-husband and I exchange our kids’ passports when we swap kids each week. I added more family to the no-contact list.”

“I never take my dog with me anymore because I’m afraid if something happens to me, he would be lost.”

hey, really important. did you guys know that minnesota is under occupation? here are some ways their lives have changed:

Tl;dr: The vast majority of adults will never have to interact with our age assurance systems and their experience won't change, because we know Discord and how people use it, so we're designing to respect privacy and deliver a safer experience while minimizing friction for adults. Hey folks – I’ve been on Discord since very early 2016 and actually joined the company in 2017. Safety is one of my areas, so today’s announcement on our blog is something I’ve been pretty involved with. I’ve always cared about Discord's approach to privacy (E2EE for A/V was another of my projects here), so I figured I’d add some more context to today's news. I can say confidently that the vast majority of people will never see age verification. I say this because we launched age assurance in the UK and Australia in 2025, and we have some pretty good data on this now. The idea here is that we can pre-identify most adults based on what we already know (not including your messages!), and that looks to get us pretty far here. No face scans, no IDs, for the vast majority of adults.

And if you are one of the smaller subset of folks that we can't definitively pre-identify, then still, you only have to do it if you're accessing age-restricted servers or channels, or changing certain settings. That's really not most users. (Altho... might be more Redditors, tbh.) Last, I know that there is concern about privacy and data leaks. That's a real concern. The selfie system is built purely client-side, it never leaves your device, and we did that intentionally. That'll work for a bunch of users who aren't pre-identified as adults. But if you do end up in the ID bucket, then yeah, you're right that has some risk. We're doing what we can to minimize this by working with our range of partners (who are different partners than the data leak you read about), and if it's any help, we learned a lot internally from the last issue. But I get if that doesn't necessarily inspire more confidence. Anyway, we’ll be sharing more next month as we get closer to the global roll out about the system, including the technology behind it in March. I honestly wouldn't be happy if we didn't build something good and I am excited about what we’re launching, but please let us know what you think when we share more details. And I really appreciate everybody's feedback here today. We’re definitely reading it!

Discord is already starting to walk things back a little, so people should keep doing what they're doing (cancel Nitro, leave feedback/criticism, direct contact through support tickets/phone/email/etc)

i fear i’m on my buttered toast bullshit

corook - Scooby (Lyric Video) YouTube video by hicorook

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYju... :)

“i don’t stay up to date on politics”
just say you’re stupid and lack empathy

percy gearing up to zoom

percy zoom

the ol razzle dazzle

happy percy gets a snow day day

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

There is a reason he’s forced to cause all of this chaos. He has NO PLAN. He funds no programs, no healthcare, no education, no lower prices, money coming in only supports more chaos. He envies other dictators. I challenge ANYONE to tell me just one single thing he’s accomplished? Discussion open

I told him i was confused, I definitely was there at 8 am sharp. he sends me "8:05"
so according to this, homeboy straight up didn't let me into the interview meeting room until he manually left the call, when I became a big camera.
recruiters please im begging you to learn how zoom works

had a zoom interview scheduled for today at 8am, i sit there waiting from 7:55. 8am sharp i press zoom meeting. says "host has another meeting in progress" until 8:04, I become a big camera in the zoom. so i wait more. 11 minutes pass and I decide to message him.
"I waited and you never showed" 1/