Old man sits on balls, the picture

In the words of John Prine, who left us six years ago today:

"blow up your tv, throw away your paper"

She's probably at work so try the 1-900 line

clown getting the end of his handkerchief caught in a lathe and standing there doing a big exaggerated frown as it flies out of his pocket for like a full minute

Reading this to the tune of Eminem's "Superman"

These are dogshit like pretty much every other special edition jersey that’s ever existed, but at least they’re actually red

Headline: Dow rises 300 points after Trump says U.S. in ‘serious' talks to end operation in Iran

Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball

Look at Harlan Pepper over here

@tottenhamhotspur.com if you stupid cunts hire De Zerbi, you deserve relegation and all the financial losses that come with it. Fuck the lot of you.

Tfw you have to shoot the archduke that morning and play drums for Bob Dylan that night

The only good Sora video. RIP you crazy app

Maybe we'll get lucky and he too will die on the shitter soon

And this man, with tears in his eyes, said thank you Mr Trump for bringing back long little dogies. And folks, the dogies are gonna be even longer and more little than ever before. I don't if they're like a wiener dog or a big bulldog or what they are, but none of them are a French bulldog anymore

Tom Crean for incessantly talking shit to him while he was at Indiana

You made it to Men’s Humor Facebook

New sleep paralysis demon unlocked

I tried multifocals recently and hated them. I gave it a week, then decided to bite the bullet and just use readers.

🎵 I, I gotta pocket full of Lichtenstein 🎵

I don't know how large the Kentucky niche audience will be, but they won't be a quiet one. That cunt has made us look stupid for entirely too long.

Feels like Excitable Boy should be on this list

Did she say if she was able to get valet parking for the unicorn she rode to the theater?

speaking of has been, Kid Rock!

Grynnyn Barrett had a prior commitment

Sponsored by Kmart

Cranjis McBasketball ass lineup

I guess the Pepsi Clear channel already had its programming full

I'm reading this as though you had a stroke halfway through. Which, you may have.

Stevie Wonder playing the Opry is killing me

If you answer “No” you get an invitation to Mar-a-Lago

The Norman Rockwell painting meme of that guy standing up like "oooh, look at me, I have 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘴; blah blah blah"

I have sciatica, so I have to periodically stand up to stretch my muscles. It's not always an expression of my personal beliefs.