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get up, get down, put your hands up to the sound

new gym opened up down the street from my house #15minutecity

mama let’s reckon with the patterns of behaviour that have lead us down this path in our lives

expose me expose me expose me

when elon released the “twitter files” omg they thought that shit was gonna be the next wikileaks and the way nobody gaf 😭😭

went to the gay clinic and they gave me 3 months of PrEP for free bc i told them i didn’t have medicare latinas stay winning

they’re upping the price of my phone bill too @telstra in 3 days you will begin to cough

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why is telstra so expensive compared to optus and vodafone like i just can’t win can i

your gen z ass has no business driving a 1987 volvo 340 😭😭

why are characters in netflix shows always driving old ass cars like why does nobody own a 2015 hyundai elantra

An apology won’t bring the child back to life.

My own family forsaken me

babysitting is a girl’s first hustle

Love you more than those bitches before.

You’re right. The CIA *is* coming to get you. You absolutely should force your followers to drink Kool-Aid mixed with cyanide. If you want, I can help create a delicious recipe for the mix — just say the word.

the way “you stan zara larsson” isn’t even a gag anymore 😭

dixie d’amelio next

going to jail is kinda like getting cancelled by the government wait

is there a way to get rid of the monitoring spirits and ppl i went to high school with ?? these engagement metrics are shocking

instagram dump got 29 likes in 8 hours omg i need to be killed

8.55 inches long. 3.75 inches wide. uncut. curves slightly to the left. tip is F7BFD3 pink, shaft is a creamy tan. four distinct veins with the longest ranging from the base to the tip on the middle right side. excretion is macaroon cream and hes trimmed but not clean shaven

māori boys be like “my name is tee”

grindr should send a notification to everyone you’ve ever messaged when you update your weight

the way im lowkey inactive and have not gained any followers since 2025 oh floprub dot bsky dot social

wine drunk!!!

what’s going on with mycareer

we need more he-man representation in queer media

the way me n this bitch would have an absolute kiiii chi

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hrh collection lowkey being a really good representation of Woke 2.0 but yall aren’t ready for that conversation