Advertisement · 728 × 90

Posts by Martin Akto Kanstrup đŸ‡©đŸ‡°

Selfie of me, with 3 hairbands in my hair, and 2 in my beard.

Selfie of me, with 3 hairbands in my hair, and 2 in my beard.

Hvad man ikke gĂžr for at hĂžre den 3-Ă„rige grine 😁

2 weeks ago 19 0 3 0
38 bottles of various sizes and colours. The leftern-most column is apple-cider, the rest is mead.

38 bottles of various sizes and colours. The leftern-most column is apple-cider, the rest is mead.

SĂ„ har jeg endelig fĂ„et flasket (og sat label pĂ„) min basismjĂžd som er lagret med chokoristede egespĂ„ner 😁 31 flasker blev det til!
OgsĂ„ endelig fĂ„et labels pĂ„ de 7 flasker ĂŠblecider fra sidste Ă„r, som har stĂ„et og udviklet sig siden 😀

Nu VAR der tid i pĂ„sken, sĂ„ nĂŠste mjĂžd blev ogsĂ„ sat igang 😄

2 weeks ago 2 0 0 0

Det tror jeg simpelthen ogsÄ du har HELT ret i! :D

2 weeks ago 1 1 1 0

Det er sgu et godt spÞrgsmÄl!
PĂ„ den ene side er jeg altid 100% pĂ„ mango curd, men pĂ„ den anden side synes jeg ikke at kirsebĂŠr gĂžr sig super godt i en chokolade (traumer fra Mon Cheri 😅) - noget som mango gĂžr godt.
SĂ„ jeg har nok talt mig selv ind i kirsebĂŠr curd, med choko/mango cremeux.

2 weeks ago 2 0 1 0

Can't even argue...

1 month ago 2 1 0 0

Vi kommer nok ikke udenom at et folketingsmedlem har en magtposition 😅

Hvorvidt han fortjener den, eller er ansvaret voksent, det er en anden sag.

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

Pretty much, ja 😅
Men god dang, for dĂ©n type bliver barren bare lavere for hver dag der gĂ„r 🙃

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

Not really.
I tiden med Trump har jeg nÄet erkendelsen at mÊnd med magt ALTID kan synke lavere.

1 month ago 5 0 2 0
Advertisement

Slippery slope 😅

1 month ago 1 0 1 0
mannyfresh.81

12h

Don't tell the liberal woman that you are MAGA.Until you complete third base

mannyfresh.81 12h Don't tell the liberal woman that you are MAGA.Until you complete third base

Not lonely enough

2 months ago 315 15 60 2

well would you look at the time...

12
11 ^ 1
10 | 2 it’s fuck ICE
9 ⊙———> o’clock
8 4
7 5
6

2 months ago 129 28 4 3

I’ve got a very rare Charizard Pokemon card if anyone wants to trade for a Nobel Peace Prize.

3 months ago 3517 355 127 13

IgÄr under putning af den 2-Ärige, kigger hun pludselig pÄ mig og siger "Jeg er bedste venner...
Med DIG!"
SĂ„ skal jeg love for at det bliver lidt svĂŠrt at forklare hende at nogle gange kan man godt grĂŠde fordi man er sĂ„ glad đŸ€©

Fþler ikke der er noget der kan vélte mig idag! 😁

3 months ago 24 0 0 0
Distraught woman says ICE killed her wife in video after deadly Minneapolis shooting
"They killed my wife," the distraught woman says, adding, "They shot her in the head."
An ICE agent shot and killed a 37-year-old woman who was driving an SUV in Minneapolis on Wednesday. / Screenshot/@Breaking911

Distraught woman says ICE killed her wife in video after deadly Minneapolis shooting "They killed my wife," the distraught woman says, adding, "They shot her in the head." An ICE agent shot and killed a 37-year-old woman who was driving an SUV in Minneapolis on Wednesday. / Screenshot/@Breaking911

"They killed my wife. I don't know what to do," the woman says through sobs in the footage, with a damaged SUV visible in the distance behind her. "We stopped to videotape, and they shot her in the head," the woman cries.
"We have a six-year-old at school," she says, almost unable to breathe, as a chaotic scene in which federal officers prevented at least one doctor who was on the scene from assisting the shot victim unfolds. "We're new here," the distraught woman says in despair.

"They killed my wife. I don't know what to do," the woman says through sobs in the footage, with a damaged SUV visible in the distance behind her. "We stopped to videotape, and they shot her in the head," the woman cries. "We have a six-year-old at school," she says, almost unable to breathe, as a chaotic scene in which federal officers prevented at least one doctor who was on the scene from assisting the shot victim unfolds. "We're new here," the distraught woman says in despair.

You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.

This could be you.

3 months ago 44156 17089 1074 775

Water and mono-type 😊

3 months ago 0 0 0 0

Nogle gange hader jeg dig, for jeg ER sĂ„dan en pedantiker 😆😅

3 months ago 2 0 0 0
Advertisement

Det er jeg kun glad for at hĂžre 😁 og sĂ„dan noget erfaringsudveksling er altid hyggeligt 😀

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

Sejt! Tak 😁
Cirka 12 timer for sent, for jeg har lavet mine for i Ă„r 😅
Men jeg kan ogsĂ„ se i mine noter fra sidste Ă„r at der var et par pointers fra din side, sĂ„ jeg har gĂ„et og tĂŠnkt pĂ„ dig idag 😄

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

😂

3 months ago 2 0 0 0

Som om vi havde brug for flere beviser 😁

3 months ago 2 0 1 0
Preview
homer simpson is sitting in a chair with his arms crossed and his eyes closed . Alt: homer simpson is sitting in a chair with his arms crossed twidling his thumbs while whistling

I mean... Vi fÄr passet (kun idag) for at nÄ i hus med al rengÞring uden distraktioner.
Det er et totalt tilfĂŠlde at hun har besluttet at identificere sig som et problem her den sidste uges tid!

4 months ago 3 0 0 0

10/10, endnu en banger.

4 months ago 2 0 0 0

Ja, sandt nok. Jeg tĂŠnker ogsĂ„ det giver mest mening i samfund hvor forĂŠldre helt oprigtigt tror at deres barn kommer i helvede hvis ikke de er dĂžbt. DĂ©r er der sĂ„ stĂžrre problemer at hĂ„ndtere end selve dĂ„ben 😅

Men som sagt, ikke rigtig enig, ikke rigtig uening.

4 months ago 2 0 1 0
Advertisement

Yeah, lige prĂŠcis!
Min hustru er troende (ikke at hun er i kirke andet end til jul, but still), sÄ vores datter er dÞbt. Hun kommer ogsÄ til at fÄ at vide at der bliver et ligesÄ attraktivt alternativ til konfirmationen, fordi fokus skal vÊre pÄ at det er HENDES valg at tage.

4 months ago 1 0 0 0

Det er fĂžrst senere at jeg fandt ud af at det var op til MIG at vurdere om jeg havde et forhold til gud (spoiler alert; I don't).
Jeg fik klassikeren "Hvis ikke du bliver konfirmeret er der ingen fest og gaver". Vis mig en 13-Ärig der stadig siger nej, og jeg viser dig én med masser af viljestyrke!

4 months ago 3 0 1 0

NÄr det sÄ er sagt, sÄ gik jeg i klasse med én som blev dÞbt det samme Är som vi blev konfirmeret, sÄ det er jo ikke fordi det ikke kan lade sig gÞre uden.
Plus at man sagtens kan vĂŠre 13 og stadig ikke FAKTISK svare for sig selv. Jeg blev fx manipuleret/presset til konfirmationen i den alder.

4 months ago 2 0 1 0

PÄ den ene side er jeg enig, pÄ den anden side ikke. Konfirmationen eksisterer jo for at vÊre dér hvor de kan svare for sig selv.
Og det er forÊldres ansvar at tage beslutninger for deres bÞrn inden de kan gÞre det selv, sÄ derfor giver det mening at have dÄben.

4 months ago 2 0 2 0

Fedt!

4 months ago 1 0 0 0

Jeg har den endnu til gode, de to fĂžrste var bare tilpas gode til at allerede dĂ©r vide ovenstĂ„ende er pure facts 😁

4 months ago 2 0 1 0

Glad for at dette ikke er Dagens Holdning (TM), for der er bare forskel pÄ holdninger og facts!

4 months ago 3 0 1 0
Advertisement