I haven't lifted in over two weeks because of scheduling and then I caught the flu which is still kicking my ass. Which is to say, #twinkification

I think a negligible amount; we were packed the rest of the day and multiple voters specifically mentioned that they came back later in the day after seeing us closed in the morning.

I'm actually a poll worker today and it happened at 5:50 AM, right before we were set to open. It pushed us back about an hour and a half because the police had to search the entire school with bomb-sniffing dogs, but we're back to normal now.

Guess whose polling location got a ✨bomb threat✨ this morning? 😍

Stay safe tonight, peeps

Love when you're at a concert and in-between songs the frontman is like, "Also my mom is here, everyone say hi to my mom in the back" before proceeding to shred his vocals again

As someone who comes from a racquetball background who is used to absolutely smashing balls, pickleball is infuriating

Encountered the worst case of vocal fry I've ever heard yesterday; had to ask them to repeat themselves because I genuinely couldn't understand what was said.

Apparently I'm "weird" because I've only ever seen the 4th Indiana Jones movie and the 3rd Home Alone.

If you're doing a steady DCA, you'll be fine in the long run but I also would've preferred this happened yesterday, haha

I also had a brief but sizeable position in a Chinese index ETF that I wasn't feeling and exited at a 0.40% profit two days ago. Feeling like I dodged a bullet today.

I know like 99% of the gays who live in my phone don't follow financial markets, but today was the most interesting intraday swing since like April

I'm having solar panels installed on my roof today and it sounds like they're just slamming down huge pieces of furniture over and over, like WHAT is going on up there?!

Yes we had first weekend, but what about second weekend?

First morning cold enough to see my breath fog up, let's fukken gooooooo!

"Way back in the tumblr days," as if that's not my primary social media still, haha

Please accept this humble #biceptember offering.

Came dangerously close to saying, "I'm gonna put my whole pussy into it" to some straight coworkers today.

Four years on and those COVID boosters still hit me like a truck the day after.

Very amused with the thought that the rapture did happen, but it only took a single North Sentinel Islander.

Had to shake hands with an important work client while my hands were still wet from the bathroom 😬

Modern office horror story: I printed multiple copies of a document but forgot to hit the "Collate Pages" checkbox first 🙃

Going from east to west I try to fight it, but going from west to east (especially US->Europe) I just give up an accept my sleep schedule will be fucked for 2-3 days.

Being very brave and listening to an audiobook at 1.25x speed for the first time. Please clap.

This fancy mosquito net I got for my hammock seems kinda moot when I get eaten alive just setting the damn thing up...

Contrapposto outtake during my tri-weekly progress photoshoot

Just dropped a guitar pick into my acoustic's sound hole, please respect my privacy at this time.

My right pec is mostly white but my left is still all black. Bodies are weird.

Crisp September mornings evoke such strong Back-to-School vibes, even all these years later. I feel like I'm supposed to be reluctantly waiting at a bus stop right now.

Coming home from a long trip means it's time to make my silly little road trip video: