happy second week of april to all who celebrate. Remember, if your city is in a USDA plant hardiness zone below 6b, start fattening your cis sidepiece up for winter now and avoid the need for last-minute gavage
shout out to all the forklift certified folks out there and their official slogan “when i’m not driving this thing i’m out of my mind on psychedelics” may your new third eye pilot you through the warehouses of the seventh dimension
i also like that it looks like a camera from 2032
who is California Kimberly-Clark and what the fuck is her problem
otoh i don't think they had a ""waterproof"" one
the Only thing i know is that they had a bigger sensor than the nikons, so better than.
drinking my favorite local beer, an IPA which has the same color and viscosity as transmission fluid and tastes like a cilantro gumball dissolved in gasoline
theres never been a better time to get into eos m
The shit i see in the corner of my vision every day
the Saffron city guard from Pokemon in his little building says "You can go on through."
actual Koban building in Osaka is a small square building containing one or two cops
talking to my brother about what I perceived as quirky things in the older Pokemon games probably just being normal Japanese things. I mentioned the little building transitions between towns that just have a guy standing at a desk and he immediately identified them as Kōban / police boxes. OH.
re: toilet paper warehouse arson
what if we just make businesses that don't pay their employees a living wage uninsurable
Black cat's tail sticking up from behind monitor
Trying to figure out invisible forces constantly skewing my monitor. Must be poltergeist.
This digitally painted piece honors the survivor spirit of the coyote by tracing its lineage from the first cells of life to the animal trotting our landscapes today. Below the horizon, carefully chosen ancestors mark pivotal moments in adaptation, each contributing to the form and survivor we see today. Above the horizon, Coyote stands alert at the center, framed by both Denver’s skyline and a mountain backdrop, symbols of their ability to thrive in cities as well as wilderness. Embedded in the ground are the skulls and bones of carnivores whose lineages ended long ago, emphasizing Coyote’s persistence in contrast.
"I Contain Multitudes"
This digitally painted piece honors coyote by tracing its lineage from the first cells of life to the animal trotting our cities and the wilderness today.
The thread gives descriptions of all the extinct organisms shown in this piece (not to scale)
getting tfed into a variational autoencoder
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY WALKS PAST MR.SPUTTER SITTING IN HIS EASY CHAIR AND SMOKING HIS PIPE MR. SPUTTER: NANCY...DO YOU STILL CALL SLUGGO "FUDGEY WUDGEY"? P2- NANCY IS SURPRISED NANCY: OH, DEAR... WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT ? MR SPUTTER LOOKS RATHER SMUG MR.SPUTTER: YOU SHOULDN'T LEAVE YOUR DIARY LYING AROUND P3- NANCY MAKES SOME HAND SUGNS , WINKS ONE EYE AND SAYS … ABBA DABBA ZINGA BIX MR SPUTTER IS SHOCKED MR.SPUTTER: W-WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT ?? P4- NANCY WITH A LOOK OF SATISFACTION REPLIED YOU SHOULDN'T LEAVE YOUR BOOK OF LODGE SECRETS LYING AROUND EITHER
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 11,1945
lennon would be making AI music
not the mom friend, not the dad friend, but the scientifically accurate alpha wolf friend. you are my beautiful family and together we we will bring down so many large caribou
i live in a very rich county
Naming my sports team the “Oklahoma City Bombers” and being shocked as the crowd pelts me with fruit
two screenshots from The X-Files, one right after the other. the first is Gillian Anderson in a dark room, out of focus, the top half of her face in shadows, her glasses reflecting the blue background and white text of her computer screen (which is out of frame). the second shot has pulled her face into focus, the text is no longer visible in glasses, but the lgasses are still heavily blue, her eyes just visible behind them. it's unreal
god this is so fucking sick, just unreal
my coworker was unloading someone's speakers from his truck for recycling and he said "nice bike" and the guy just fuckin gave him a Canyon Grail CF because it was in his truck and he didn't want it
i mentioned this before: Apple fired a killshot at the top end of the Chromebook range and at the bottom end of the Microslop Windows shittop range
esp with how everything is now a web app, less and less is OS specific.
giant wattmeter.
oh my touchscreen interface, oh my capacitive multi touch, oh my high resolution. Shut up. Nothing you can lay out on a screen can even approach the majesty of this analog meter. Look at this chungus. This absolute unit. the baby gronk of d'arsonval movements. that radio's just under 10" wide.
Arson factory
The arson at that toilet paper warehouse feels like the start of something
A post showing a rottweiler mother sleeping on a human bed with her little puppies scattered all over it. They look like tiny sausages chaotically orbiting one big sausage. Below is the text "Let's go all over the fucking place with mama".
