I’m gonna fly like an eagle
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I’m gonna fly like an eagle
Heyyy
Are you talking about ME???
Got 39 eggs that’s a baker’s throzen
Anyone wanna hang out under my stairs with me
I love concussion
Lord forgive me if G*orge L*pez joins this app….
Short girl 🤝 tall boy (beer)
[at the bar] excuse me, bar tender? *vaguely British late 19th century - early 20th century boy voice* may I have some more, please?
Me as gollum: one ring for me lol
Heyyy
Fuck George Lopez
My favorite drinking game??
Driving.
I drink therefore I am