Susan from Er and I are so alike. Great apartments, terrible sibling, cat ladies, soulmate is Dr.Greene.

Mark and Susan are soulmates obviously

Thinking about Dr. Mark Greene, MD right now. (I started ER last night)

I was going to be sad at home tonight but instead I went and got oysters and wine and the waitress let me hold her baby. Now I’m getting an ice cream cone at braums and I’m going to see what will optimistically be a 2 star romantic comedy.

Camel tenderness INDEED!!!!

I’ve fallen in love with this baby camel on Tik Tok who lives in Belarus. I’ve been having a blast translating the comments bc we are all just enamored with baby Adelka.

I’m turning 35 next week and let me tell you seeing Robby hold that baby did things to my brain you can’t even imagine

I wish Celine Song published a weekly newsletter

I hope she’s the last thing I see and she’s wearing the sparkly pinstripe suit she wears in the AMC commercials.

Based on this semester and last semester 3 weeks before the end of class is when I hit a state of insanity and lose all control over my life lmao.

I could fix Dr.Robby btw

I’m letting this one find me naturally hahahaha

getting back on the apps bc I need a new enemy this summer

Need a detailed report of your experience on my desk by Monday. Have a blast bud

Yall will never understand how serious the song “the 1” is to me. If you never bleed you’re never gunna grow!?!!?

A twitter post by @nycgraceryan that reads: Gorsuch be like: first, I'd like to acknowledge that we're on stolen Nacotchtank and Piscataway land. Second, the state of Oregon's ban on throwing queer people into volcanoes is a blatant violation of the first amendment.

Lord please forgive me for cackling.

Lee bains ft. Puppy

Things don’t work out for me because I’m lucky they work out for me bc I’m insane.

Was so excited to see this one pop up

Oh an elite pull

Robert Redford! One of our hottest guys!!!!!!

If you’re kind of spiraling bc of the new moon I gotta recommend you just watch “all the presidents men” about it. It’s streaming on hbo now so it’s super easy to do so

You know I’m asking you about Townes

This movie is why I will always maintain a strict “no birds” policy in my home

They’re showing the birds tonight at the theater 🙂

giant ape, dinosaur world, eureka springs, arkansas, 1994

giant ape, dinosaur world, eureka springs, arkansas, 1994

At the age where I’m relating more to the man who wants a shot at redemption, whose nights are so long and less to the roly-poly little bat-faced girl

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 10