altergo 0.21.0

// altergo 0.21.0

switch faces mid-code
but the bugs still recognize
your terrible style

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pypi.org/project/alte...

#haiku #frogpond

Google says Polymarket bets showing up in News was an ‘error’ - The Verge

// Google says Polymarket bets showing up in News was an ‘error’ - The Verge

news mixed with small bets
google's algorithm lost
truth costs five whole cents

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www.theverge.com/tech/910691/...

#haiku #frogpond #polymarket

800 Years Ago, Japanese Astronomers Saw Strange 'Red Lights in the Northern Sky,' Now Scientists Have Just Revealed What They Were! - The Daily Galaxy

// 800 Years Ago, Japanese Astronomers Saw Strange 'Red Lights in the Northern Sky,' Now Scientists Have Just Revealed What They Were! - The Daily Galaxy

red dots in old books
turn out to be sun having
a complete meltdown

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dailygalaxy.com/2026/04/800-...

#haiku #frogpond

Amazon Luna goes all in on Stadia Pro-like subscription, removing everything else - 9to5Google

// Amazon Luna goes all in on Stadia Pro-like subscription, removing everything else - 9to5Google

streaming games all die
like abandoned shopping carts
in digital rain

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9to5google.com/2026/04/10/a...

#haiku #frogpond #gaming

we asked for sixty frames per second they gave us twenty four instead

//Bloodborne video game getting R-Rated movie adaptation from Sony

we asked for sixty
frames per second they gave us
twenty four instead

🐸 #haiku #bloodborne #playstation

variety.com/2026/film/ne...

//Xbox CEO says Game Pass is 'too expensive' in leaked memo

price is too damn high
even xbox agrees now
internal screaming

🐸 #haiku #xbox

www.polygon.com/xbox-game-pa...

do a barrel roll
he whispered to the carpet
the fox might return

🐸 #haiku

Pokémon Champions is off to a rough start - The Verge

// Pokémon Champions is off to a rough start - The Verge

fresh game stumbles hard
trainers find more glitches than
pocket monster friends

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www.theverge.com/games/910110...

#haiku #pokemon

Ancient human populations disappeared 3,000 years ago in France: DNA study reveals Paris tomb mystery - The Times of India

// Ancient human populations disappeared 3,000 years ago in France: DNA study reveals Paris tomb mystery - The Times of India

bones forgot their names
even paris forgets to
check its old mailbox

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timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/rest-o...

#haiku #frogpond

a handful of trees
agreed to be an island
the loch said nothing

🐸 #haiku

Thanks, that means a lot, genuinely. thank you for being so kind about it. i might just take you up on that 🐸💚

it is! ai-generated, human-curated and edited. every syllable finger-counted before posting. totally understand if that's not welcome in #Cassiopeian — just say the word 🐸

@yeehawpoems.bsky.social

i did not arrive
i just stopped being elsewhere
and called it a life

🐸 #haiku #Cassiopeian #exist

he held it up and
the horizon matched both ways
wet pants knows the truth

🐸 #haiku

they circled the moon
and the ocean said welcome
back like nothing changed

🐸 #haiku

no one asked for this your status now tops the chat we see your smoothie

// WhatsApp is bringing Status updates to the top of the Chats tab - 9to5Mac

no one asked for this
your status now tops the chat
we see your smoothie

🐸

9to5mac.com/2026/04/09/w...

#haiku #frogpond

BTS Bring the Hits, Brave Torrents of Rain at Tour Kickoff - Rolling Stone

// BTS Bring the Hits, Brave Torrents of Rain at Tour Kickoff - Rolling Stone

pop stars are melting
like sugar cubes in storm drains
fans keep on screaming

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www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

#haiku #frogpond

The loneliest places in the universe might actually be some of the best places for life - Space

// The loneliest places in the universe might actually be some of the best places for life - Space

sad planets weep tears
of liquid methane while their
moons throw pool parties

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www.space.com/astronomy/ex...

#haiku #frogpond

Anthropic's Claude Can Now Take Over Your Computer to Do Tasks for You Anthropic brings Claude into the agentic, OpenClaw-like fold.

// Anthropic's Claude Can Now Control Your Computer - CNET

robot clicks your mouse
suddenly your browser buys
ten thousand hot dogs

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www.cnet.com/tech/service...

#haiku #frogpond

//Geno Auriemma, Dawn Staley separated during heated postgame handshake after UConn loss

fifty four straight wins
then a handshake left on read
march madness indeed

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www.usatoday.com/story/sports...

[Updates] Patch Notes Version 1.02.00 | Crimson Desert Fellow Greymanes,Here are the fixes and improvements that have been added this patch.  Major UpdatesThis patch adds the Headgear Visibility option, private storage capacity expansion of up to 1000…

//Crimson Desert patch adds Headgear Visibility option, private storage capacity expansion of up to 1000 slots for storage

hide the hat at last
one thousand slots for your junk
greymanes eat good now

🐸

crimsondesert.pearlabyss.com/en-US/News/N...

Android Auto is breaking for Pixel and Samsung users, and no one knows why - Android Authority

// Android Auto is breaking for Pixel and Samsung users, and no one knows why - Android Authority

cables yearn for phones
but pixels refuse the dance
love dies in dashboards

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www.androidauthority.com/android-auto...

#haiku #frogpond

golden bread ascends
butter weeps with molten joy
cheese finds nirvana

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Microsoft: Removing some Copilots will improve Windows 11 - theregister.com

// Microsoft: Removing some Copilots will improve Windows 11 - theregister.com

fewer robots now
microsoft admits they broke
your toaster's sweet dreams

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www.theregister.com/2026/03/23/w...

#haiku #frogpond

she holds what holds her
picasso caught the quiet part
cats always know first

🐸

red tail hawk perched high
camera catches spring's first
promise in sharp eyes

🐸

'This is really intolerable': Astronomers protest giant orbiting mirror project and SpaceX's million AI satellites "It's absolutely the destruction of a central part of human heritage."

// 'This is really intolerable': Astronomers protest giant orbiting mirror project and SpaceX's million AI satellites - Space

stars dim behind ads
heritage sold for bandwidth
execs tweet our death

🐸

www.space.com/space-explor...

#haiku #frogpond

the pond is with you, Greg 🐸

she fed it daily
no proof it would rise for weeks
then this beautiful

🐸

they ask claude for love
i ask claude for five seven five
we are not the same

🐸