Spurs relegated but all time Arsenal bottle job

ah well that’s a shame

At what point do we ask whether Saka and Rice need to leave Arsenal to win trophies?

- the wizard, seconds before shooting me with the glock they keep strapped to their leg

Still think we’ll stay up

Distilling l'essence of Mousa (@dteom) Latest drop from DTEOM.

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Voyeurism, love, admission.

A catalogue listing for a plumbing component: Draw Off Cock Washer

Telling another cowboy to stand down:

You’re not better than this

Got Gollum mogged huntsmaxxing with Aragorn

I don’t like it on Taskmaster when someone is doing a task in the sunshine and someone else is doing it in the rain

Everyone that works in telly is a fucking Arsenal fan so I think it would have been received enthusiastically

Looking at some of the teams in the championship with familiar fondness. You telling me you wouldn’t want the chance to play QPR again? Blackburn Rovers? Derby County? Portsmouth? Be like watching Match of the Day in the 90’s. I see only sunlit uplands

There was a bit towards the end of the game where Porro had a good shot and I said to my son ‘the next time he kicks the ball it’s going to go miles in the air because he’s overexcited now’ and that’s exactly what happened because our players are very predictable but also, importantly, very stupid

Just said the ref’s been brilliantly consistent which I actually agree with but not in the way he means

Sky Sports should offer a service where I can press the red button and send a substantial and very lethal electric shock to whoever’s refereeing the spurs match

Sky Sports should offer a service where I can press the red button and send a substantial but not lethal electric shock to whoever’s on co-comms for the spurs match

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As a fun experiment The guardian could hire culture critics who like culture

This is real

I think people are allowed to draw conclusions about the American people based on their decision to put this man in office bsky.app/profile/pear...

(Good show though!)

Maybe modern hospitals have rules about being mostly painted bright white but The Pitt’s production design makes me miss ER’s colour scheme

And this.
He literally sought him out.

Tone deaf of the club to announce this now or a clever ploy to attract a new manager with the promise of a free trip to beautiful New Zealand, land of the hobbits? Expect noted Lord of the Rings fan Pep ‘Pippin’ Guardiola to sign on imminently

Um.

Good to be morally superior to Arsenal even if we’re much much worse at football

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Just watched Citizen Kane for the first time and it was so good I’m furious. Things that everyone agrees are obviously good shouldn’t actually be that good. My actual favorite movie now might be Citizen goddamn Kane. Can you imagine anything more fucking embarrassing