Pretty soon the most unbelievable thing about Superman will be that he has a job as a journalist.

White House staffer Margo Martin tweets "Congratulations, Georgia Women's Tennis" with a photo of Trump and a bunch of dudes and some female heads way in the back

i had to triple check that this wasn't from a parody account

Prime Minister Carney meets with members of the IAFF in Ottawa, Ontario.

The International Association of Fire Fighters represents thousands of brave women and men who put their lives on the line every day to protect others. Thank you to all IAFF members for your courage and your service to Canadians.

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

Lutnick & the Orange Reich's Christmas Adventurers can fuck right off... Keep grovelling at King Epstein's behest, we Canadians have never been more unified against fascism since WWII...
#CanadaStrong

LUTNICK: It is outrageous that Canada will not put US spirits on the shelf. It is insulting and disrespectful to America


SHAHEEN: They won't do it because of the insults from this president and comments like yours

And the disappearance of the headphone jack. Fuck you, Tim Cook

The Beaverton will buy Doug Ford’s used private jet for $7,000.00 TORONTO – In a special offer The Beaverton has graciously offered to let Doug Ford escape from his embarrassing ‘I bought myself a private jet with taxpayer money’ scandal this afternoon, by selling u...

The Beaverton will buy Doug Ford’s used private jet for $7,000.00

Are the Tampa fans chanting USA?!

Good god. This is why everyone hates you, America.

If you think Doug Ford using taxpayer funds to buy his private jet is unrelated to his trying to have jets fly from Toronto's Island Airport, I've got a failed private waterfront spa at Ontario Place, a shuttered Science Centre, and a tunnel under the 401 to sell you.
#ONpoli #TOpolo

...welp, just saw Doug Ford's $21m gravy plane on BBC News ticker... #onpoli ...good times.

Local man sent for psych evaluation after saying he enjoys sports without gambling WINNIPEG – Local crisis workers have sent 32-year-old Ronald Alexander to Victoria General Hospital for psychological tests following disturbing reports that he has “never put money down on a single s...

Local man sent for psych evaluation after saying he enjoys sports without gambling

...did not have White House top secret defense specs on the MAGA bingo card...
... #Doctored

JD Vance wondering if he’s proved his loyalty enough to be allowed to have sex with Oval Office couch WASHINGTON D.C. – After completing several high profile missions on behalf of President Donald J. Trump, Vice President JD Vance has begun working up the courage to ask if he can finally be given the ...

JD Vance wondering if he’s proved his loyalty enough to be allowed to have sex with Oval Office couch

a man with a mustache is on a maple leafs hockey card ALT: a man with a mustache is on a maple leafs hockey card

...the Leafs stealing the Bruins lottery pick is a great playoff run!
...new GM, Auston Matthews back up, & purge for some new juice... #GlassHalfFull

a man with a tattoo on his arm that says " i am a man of faith " ALT: a man with a tattoo on his arm that says " i am a man of faith "

...Coach gettin coached, Chrissy gettin crissed! LoVeS it!! #Survivor50
Devens resume building vs Cirie Jedi vs Ozzy still going HAM... Excellent twist eps, make them all earn it...

Haku Dragon enjoy your jury duty... pwnd

Pope Leo says "L + ratio" to Trump on X is what Jesus would have done Vatican City - During his online arguments with US president Trump, Pope Leo XIV was able to ratio the president on X, getting more likes than the President’s original post and handing Trump, “an L.”

Pope Leo says "L + ratio" to Trump on X is what Jesus would have done

a cartoon drawing of a robot named optimus prime standing in front of a building ALT: a cartoon drawing of a robot named optimus prime standing in front of a building

... #cdnpoli majority bridge beyond the Orange Reich is the win. Saving millions & months on another election while the world is on fire.
Penniless NDP should take that 3yr runway with thanks. PeePee should take a walk in the convoy cig butts this summer & quit.

Trump TS post featuring an illustration of himself as a Christian faith healer

I’m not sure it has broken through to the general public that the president is a megalomaniac crazy person. Hopefully posts like this help.

The victory of the opposition in Hungary yesterday, like the Polish election in 2023, is a victory for democracy, not just in Europe but around the world.

Congratulations to Péter Magyar on a decisive election victory in Hungary.

The Hungarian people have chosen a new path. We are ready to work with you, and our European allies, to deepen our cooperation in trade, defence, and security.

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...Fuck this President of the United States of America, Donald J. Krasnov Epstein Trump.
...Is he dead yet?
...Are you dead yet mother fucker?! ...Palantir us all, your cabal of child trafficking war crime profiteers can fuck right off.

Yikes

Fuck Trump Fuck Putin #NATO
Golden Age Golden Rage

One of my cartoons in Monday's Metro

Kaine: "You don't sucker punch somebody in a bar and then blame your buddies when they don't join the fight with you. If the president wanted the support of allies, he should've respected them instead of putting tariffs on their economies and trash talking them."

a woman is smiling and saying get rich or die tryin ALT: a woman is smiling and saying get rich or die tryin

...welp, my #Survivor50 final four dissolves... or maybe Dee-solves...
...Coach is a walking hyena, so that's something...
...Ozzy 1st to see a finish line, gotta keep eye on the prize.

Dow Jones closes down 11 points as Apocalypse destroys all life on Earth NEW YORK- The complete eradication of sentient life on our planet spurned the end of history, the death of time, and a permanent all-consuming blackness, as markets reacted negatively, shedding eleven...

Dow Jones closes down 11 points as Apocalypse destroys all life on Earth

Absolutely incredible Nutella ad.