Oh hell yes

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

Look, the Mets will be fine once Pete gets back from the disabled list. Hold on I've just been handed something....

I'm not going to either one so not my problem!

A push alert from the NYTimes. One of the headlines is just "Chatbots in prison."

Look, prison is rarely the answer but if it's the only way these Chatbots will learn their lesson than I'm all for it

I didn't imagine the ending of that Knicks game last night, did I? It really happened?

Classic Trumpism: American roads are simultaneously the greatest and the worst and the solution is more of both

I don't like these Knicks uniforms (unless they win)

"It's critically important that you give us 25 extra dollars in order to understand our movie" is not an encouraging sign for said movie

Obviously fake. It's not possible to take an iPhone picture of the moon that actually looks good

A screenshot from ESPN.com. The picture is a thumbnail of a video showing someone being wheeled away on a gurney. The header says "BEST OF WRESTLEMAN 42" and the headline is "Pat McAfee stretchered off after taking hit from Jelly Roll"

ahh yes my two favorite professional wrestlers

Check the umps FanDuel account

World Cup Fans to Pay $150 for NJ Transit Rail Fares This Summer New Jersey Transit will charge World Cup fans riding to MetLife Stadium $150 for a roundtrip ticket, while service for regular commuters from New York’s Penn Station into New Jersey will suspend for f...

Not only will it cost $150 for a (non-direct!) train ticket to the World Cup, but FIFA is closing the parking lots at MetLife so all 78,000 fans will have no option to drive.

Even the Super Bowl doesn't close parking lots for "security"

Just saw Mr. Met in Midtown if that angry sports talk guy wants to come yell at him again

This story is crazy! The Jim Dolan had a Knicks fan obsessively monitored at games just because she was trans.

Seeking Victim Information in SantaCon Investigation | Federal Bureau of Investigation The FBI’s New York Division is seeking to identify potential victims of Stefan Pildes, who organized and operated the annual SantaCon event in New York City, from at least 2019 to present. Pildes was ...

Asking New Yorkers if they’ve been personally victimized by Santacon is very funny actually www.fbi.gov/how-we-can-h...

Iran Says Hormuz Strait Now Completely Open for Commercial Ships Iran announced that the Strait of Hormuz is now “completely open” for commercial traffic, a major step toward ending a war with the US and Israel that’s sent energy prices surging.

All wars are stupid and pointless, but this one may go down as the most stupid and pointless one we've ever seen. Everyone lost something and literally nothing gained

Historically, nothing bad ever happens to an army that can't feed its troops

This story is an outrage

Genuinely shocked to realize, that yes, the first one is so old that the grandkids would now be adults.

Same energy

Ladies and Gentlemen... We got 'em

Watching Mets-Dodgers the way it as meant to be seen: as one fourth of a Quadbox, without sound on MLB Big Inning because of 100 year old blackout rules

Oh hell yeah

r/UberEATS u/litaps_Missiciv • 51d • i.redd.it Top 1% Poster Customer reduced tip and gave me negative rating because "i shattered their backboard dunking on their son" HE PASSED ME THE BALL!

sorry to this guy but this is unfortunately extremely funny to me

I would let Nicole Kidman usher me to the next life, yes

Anything to get them out of the Senate, I imagine

Ha. I never knew the back story of this, which is that the pizza toss had nothing to do with the foul ball. The guy in front was just being annoying and everyone in his section hated him, so some dude chucked a slice at him. Fan justice.

Today is World Quantum Day, but it may also be tomorrow too