No offense to anyone but The 12 Days of Christmas is the worst carol of all time. It’s a countdown and so the minute it starts you know exactly how long you’re gonna be stuck listening to it. Maybe if it just started at 12 and worked its way down once it’d be more tolerable. Anyway, just sayin’.

Some people have asked if it’s really me on here and it is. I haven’t been verified yet but am working on it. In the meantime, here’s a picture of me drinking a beer at a Dodger game. You’re welcome.

Dear people who fly on airplanes in the US,
You are allowed to open your windows if they’re closed when you get on the plane. They don’t have to remain closed. You don’t have to take off and land without knowing how far off the ground you are. And the view is great. So, open your windows. Please. 🙏

Hello, Bluesky! Happy to be here. Cheers to you all! 🍸🍸🍸