Buying a 9070 was a good irresponsible decision.

IBS flare ups at work are such a blast I tell you h'what.

I am really, really sorry for everything my country is doing to the world right now. This is devastating and the anxiety and shame I feel over it is a big part of why I've been so inactive. I hope this whole executive branch gets lined up against a wall and shot.

Pam Bondi be like

What's it like inside your head?

Yeah so apparently that meant have 5 beers, get a headache, and be in bed by 10:30. I hate being old.

Work sucked, my house has no internet, and the grocery store had cases of Yuengleng for 17 bucks. So first I'd like to say that they have 100% for my actions over the next 10-12 hours.

Second, I'm getting white girl wasted like it's 2005.

The National Defense reasoning being that Donald Trump's name appears over a million times in the unredacted Epstein files and they desperately need a distraction.

I downloaded so many viruses in those days.

Age verification?

Bearshare was better. I used to have Lords of the Realm LAN parties.

I shouldn't be surprised that there are porn mods, but somehow I am.

If an image could represent my entire life in the past 24 hours it'd definitely be this.

a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed and a black scarf around his head . ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed and a black scarf around his head .

Morning skeeterinos. I need some LSD. How the fuck does one even find that shit these days? Asking for me, obviously.

a man in a suit is smoking a cigarette while sitting at a table ALT: a man in a suit is smoking a cigarette while sitting at a table

Life is just fucking stupid sometimes.

Good time for someone to make a Discord alternative. They could call it... Datcord. I am a marketing genius.

Use this post as an excuse to post one of your favorite characters

Bad Bunny holds a football that says Together, we are America.

Unidos somos América.

Oh shit we got Ricky Martin!? On top of Gaga?

Bad Bunny is fucking tearing this shit up. I don't speak a lick of Spanish and this shit is awesome.

Tonight I am a Seattle Seahawks fan. Fuck the Pats and Jets, but fuck the Vikings in particular.

Also, Green Day kicked ass as expected. Knew they'd play American Idiot. It's never been more relevant than right now.

Lmao yep. Lloyd rejecting spoilers kinda fucked some things up.

Yeah I don't freelance right now but I did used to do web design when I was in my 20s for side cash and I totally understand the freelance time-creep that occurs. Cutoff times are essential!

This is the way. I do support for a company that has people in every time zone in the US. My hours are 8-4 (I willingly forgo my lunch break). Unless it's a pre-planned project I do not work outside of those hours on Monday - Friday and I don't work at all on weekends.

Hey Eri! Chilling out here, hope your weekend is great as well.

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

*urge to degauss intensifies*

I don't even have a spouse or kids and I still have like 15 forms, all of which look almost identical and have very similar numerical designations that I have to parse through. So much of this dumb info collecting bullshit could be automated at the IRS level. The gov't already has all my shit anyway