I wonder why cellphone is a term more readily used in the US than it is in the UK

a political podcaster getting v close to saying ‘strait of hummus’ today ffs

when isn’t there a Masterchef semi final on

why do musicals make me cry every single time ffs

maybe I just don’t like sketch comedy maybe I’m the problem

quavers are the most criminal crisp to eat on a packed train, curses to the person next to me

crazy that my GP’s advice for sorting my ear blockage was ‘Google places that do ear suction and find someone that does it on the NHS’ when it seems like one currently does it on the NHS

mum 30 seconds into watching him at the brits: ‘is he gay?’

I actually really like Sombr’s album 😶

*help me I’m poor gif*

can you sort the postgrad interest loan rate while you’re at it? ty x

Oh, the grand old duke of york
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so can we talk about the late queen’s complicity in protecting Andrew from facing justice?

this RSV infection has been horrendous and far worse than any cold or Covid infection I’ve had before. definitely masking up and antibaccing all the time after this

ok grandpa x

also while I’m here I’m about to age out of the 26-30 railcard and I think its about time there was a 31-35 railcard for all the millennials who’ve suffered from the mistakes of previous generations (that or just make train travel affordable)

glad there’s conversations about the student loans repayment system being unfair, as I’ve always considered it a ‘tax on aspiration’ for working class young people. I also have the postgraduate loan I took out to be able to (just about) afford a masters, which comes with a higher % interest 💀 doomed

the photo shows the film description for The VelociPastor film on Amazon Prime as follows: “after losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinced him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas”

sounds like a quality film :-)

grave mistake not checking what time #TheTraitors starts

If I were Harriet, I’d have asked Rachel what she asked the traitors again. Bc there is no way she’d remember what she said that morning #TheTraitors

The traitors should’ve discussed what Rachel was going to say she asked 💀 #thetraitors #thetraitorsuk

every woman in Heated Rivalry was perfect, like ultimate allies. I have a lot of thoughts about this I need to write something

well, getting my passport photo done was humbling

oh !

if it were me I would ask the traitors if they would recruit me #thetraitors

It’s a pack of pigs in blankets and stuffing

Yes, yes I do, but I upgraded and improved this year’s list and I cooked a few things differently x

a mirror selfie of me wearing what I can only describe as a stereotypical geography teacher’s outfit with a Christmas cracker gold hat on my curly hair. In the background is a messy kitchen

the photo shows the Christmas dinner schedule printed landscape on an A3 paper. in the background is the dinner table

it’s not Christmas if I haven’t prepared an Excel spreadsheet schedule for cooking dinner

I really need the News Agents podcast to stop trying to force Sports Agents on me every Friday

gosh it’s crazy realising I have mutuals I’ve known online for 16-ish years but never met in person