Why is the Trump Jesus “healing” Jon Stewart? Should I be worried about Jon? Is this a conspiracy?

Remember when Trump said he could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue, sh00t someone and get away with it?

Looks like he was right.

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You just know that Vlad sees his posts and chuckles quietly.

I heart this.

Democrats need to find a dynamic candidate who will start campaigning now. Right now, holding rallies with huge numbers that put the Cowardly Liar to shame. Just sayin’.

And now I’ve got the song running through my head, which was your evil intent, I’m sure.

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My wife had her ear buds in, playing two games at once. I asked, “You remember that song, ‘Take the money and run, like a thief across the neighbors yard.’?” She gave me The Look, “Yes.”

“That’s all. I just wondered if you remembered.” She called me a punk.

Another one that had me cursing at the screen.

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Standing in a packed tourist attraction store, I was just looking for the exit. A man asked me, “Is this the checkout line?” I looked him in the eye and said, “You can check out anytime you’d like, but you can never leave.” I slay me sometimes. I just crack me up.

Seen in the wild: I’m lost. I’ve gone to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait.

He has no honor, no integrity, no courage and no intelligence. And everyone knows who I’m talking about.

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We need a strong, dynamic, galvanizing democrat to start campaigning now. Right now. Hold rallies. Inspire the base. Now.

Worshiping at the Golden altar of an imitation TV star. It sickens me.

Whatever gets you through the night. My wife had it stuck in her head and she passed it on to me. So thoughtful of her.

I’ve said before, if you support a racist, misogynistic traitor but “Don’t like some of the things he says,” what does that make you?

The Cowardly Liar

For years, I’ve said, “Being a Lions fan: if it was easy, anyone could do it.” Now that it’s finally easy, I see a lot more Lions gear in the wild. It’s great!

There’s now a Jimmy Carter size hole in the universe that can never be filled.

I’ve read the whole series regularly since the 70’s. I will however admit to skipping or skimming some sections.

You know all those times you wished to God and the Universe to please have the last 5 seconds over? What if it’s actually happened? You’ve gotten your wish, the disaster was averted and you don’t remember.

He’s a very stable genius. Lots of people say that he’s the geniusest of geniuses, and way geniuser than that stupid-head, Leon. #orangefacedlyingtraitor

Wouldn’t surprise me if the Canadians started building their own wall.

Since the election, I can’t surf the news, so I’ve advanced over a hundred levels in WordScapes. I’m thinking the national drop in MSM consumption may point to big profits for the gaming companies and their annoying advertisers.